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more news stories like this please:
what a great wedding gift!
starring Jennifer Aniston and Sean Penn!
thought you meant a man had slaugthtered and then eaten a chicken aged 50. Was thinking the chicken must have led a healthy lifestyle.
i imagine a roadrunner type scenario, he's been trying everything he can to catch this chicken for his whole life and now hes finally caught it so he ate it, now that would be a story
they're so sweet
salmonella is so romantic ;)
but that isn't a very big tin..
or he's a giant.
he certaintly has.
over time the size of the tin and contents have shrank?
I read this in the Metro this morning and was nearly sick of the thought of it.
Plus old people are quite shrunken normally.
hes just sick of his marriage and is trying to kill himself any way he can
"i'd have gotten less for killing him."