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people won't spout off any old rubbish.
I'm already at boiling point just thinking about what could happen.
but they're a bit steamy
drill a hole in the bottom of a colleagues coffee mug and then fill it with melted candle wax. watch as they manage to get two or three paces from the kettle before the wax melts and the coffee starts pouring through the hole.
Because the 'oven glove'!!!!
but not right.
and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of milk stout".
Barman says "Sorry, we don't serve electrical appliances".
It was funnier in the pub last night, somehow
ho is kettle?