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fancy that. fanny batter indeed.
for fuck's sake. she's had that name her whole life (probably) so I'm sure she must have developped a sense of humour over it by now?
I hate people who sue over stupid shit like this. 'Someone didn't believe in my stupid name, this is my chance to become rich'.
I'm gonna change my name by deed poll to 'Spanky Nobhandle' then sue HSBC if they don't change my account details.
you might as well add Dr or Prof in there, Give yourself an OBE while your at it.
in Sweden - you actually have to register the name of your new-born for the approval of the State
would they reject?
or Ikea Blowjob
or Abba-Malmo Stinkburg
they rejected someone called whiskey
lots of names get rejected
No one really knows
anything too out of the ordinary you have to change
They give you a form apparently and you have to list your top 3 choices
1. pissflap smith
you're move, government
such an amateur mistake
'you're such an amateur mistake' cos you're saying 'you are such an amateur mistake'
Professor Spanky Nobhandle. has a nice ring to it.
and all these fucking lawsuits. surely an apology is the most she has any right to demand. people get let than that for losing limbs in industrial accidents.
i know of someone called 'fanny cleaner', though. hooray!1
I was in the alphabetical index section, where they had the names of everybody who had ever had national savings. One day, me and a mate were bored so we thought we'd try to find the most rude name. During our search, we found 2 Fanny Hole's and 3 Fanny Slappers. I kid you not.
On another occasion we received a letter from a Mr A Wanker informing us he was changing his name by deed pole to Mr A Anker. How the entire Department of 200 people laughed.
a proud history
I just loved the way he kept his name as close to wanker as possible
Andrew Anker then it would still sound like Andrew Wanker when he said it.
we would have got a letter soon after, informing us he'd changed his name to Andrew Nker