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the 10-year-old boy in my car boot.
I was too busy having a wank.
It's a JOKE everybody ;)
don't think that joke's funny at all.
I like offensive, black comedy or whatever, but that's not funny. That's a joke that's supposed to make people go 'Arrr!!! That's naughty!'
i class a lot of people here as friends (yourself and wrighteylew excluded).
i can tell the joke to them because i know they won't get offended as they know that i don't mean it.
oh yeah, i forgot to add, please fuck off.
Thanks for my bunny pic x
its just a joke though
No? Then don't read my next post.
It is an offensive JOKE. about you.
Well about anyone, you care it to be about, but i'm picking you.
When Tim has sex with a woman?
that's a ridiculous attitude you've got there.
by your logic, a very large chunk of humour is unacceptable.
why do paedophiles love halloween? free delivery.
what do fat people do in summer time? stink.
what's brown and lies in the attic? the diarrhea of anne frank.
how do you make spaghetti? hit a leper with a tennis racket.
1) How do you differentiate between 'offensive' and acceptable? If Bernard Manning came on here, he'd be hunted down quicker than a Razorlight fan. Picking and choosing what you find offensive is very strange.
2) What's a good way to attract attention? Tell a controversial joke.
But he isn't a funny one. I don't have a problem with any form of humour at all. Except maybe slapstick. Which i suppose translates into trolling...
a member of your close family was diagnosed with a terminal illness, and later died from it. You open DiS to see a load of people having a good old laugh about it. Are you telling me you'd be fine about it?
Am aunt of mine was an alcoholic depressive. Do i take offence at jokes about them? No.
Humour confronts these issues. And it is important.
Yes, i might not find them funny, but I wouldn't take personal offence, because they're not personal.
admire you, in that case.
you have made a lot of comments people found offensive and you said people shouldnt get so worked up by it cos its just some guy on an internet forum, so why should they be bothered by some crude jokes?
slip on a banana skin?
it is hilarious!
And wrightylew I lost a few of my very close family to mental health illnesses it doesn't stop me from laughing at some of the jokes made about alzheimers sufferers being forgetful - so piss off!
Hiding from your issues by confronting them with humour is ridiculous. You're only cheating yourself.
If you're confronting.
'Masking' her problems by pretending to find them funny is wrong.
a) claim what her problems are?
b) claim she's pretending to find things funny?
wrightylew. I'm always right.
Good answer :D
youre 15. what the fuck are you going to teach the world about coping with psychological trauma.
no joke, youre not even remotely near being a fully developed human being, so you cant judge the emotional ramifications of your attitudes.
im not saying because youre younger than me you cant have an opinion, but "Hiding from your issues by confronting them with humour is ridiculous. You're only cheating yourself." is a ridiculously inapt condemnation, and one that could only be slighly justified by a great deal of life experience.
Where the fuck do you get off - saying that because I choose to find humour in the face of turmoil I'm cheating myself!?!
no need to get angry.
Calm down, dear.
quite liked that one.
so serious for a 15 year old!
are you terminally ill?
i think i might be, but meh.
A teenage mum gets into a fight with an Albanian asylum seeker. who is the winner?
How did Helen Keller break her hand?
She tried to read a stop sign at 50mph
there was a nurse who liked boating so much that she spent most of her time going down on docs.