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but I just like saying 'hello!'
Shall we high five?
I'm quite worried about myself after today's interview. I couldn't see myself anywhere in 10 years time, and I couldn't decide on what famous person (dead or alive) would I like to be.
did you say?
I invited Stephen Fry to my imaginery dinner party though.
for question 1.
a cunt. this is obviously your band and they're obviously shit now fuck off.
Sut ydych chi heddiw?
speaking in tongues.
The Power of Christ Compels you!
Stop making sense!
and other Talking Heads based jokes.
I'm gonna go cook some eggs, hopefully I won't be Burning Down The House.
can you make more jokes about breast-feeding? You really did seem to find your comedy-forte yesterday.
with the jokes at my expense!
Kind of like The Crankies, except we're not married and you don't dress up like a schoolboy (as far as I know).
I'm more into the busty barmaid look!
that's sick and wrong.
got crushed by a stage prop at the pantomime and was hospitalized and seriously depressed, last I heard.
That's NOT a joke.
scary! The beanstalk collapsed.
want to employ you?!
They're gonna 'get in touch', just gonna laugh at my (lack of) maths-skillz first off.
They just touched me, I start on the 13th.
yay, well done!
how long til you quit in a comedy fashion?
I've been waiting and rehearsing for a breast-feeding thread for ages. Seeing that thread was like seeing my numbers come up in the lottery.
Now, if only someone would start a 'Marmoset and other small monkeys' thread.
I feel it now compulsory to make a 'thanks for the mammories' joke.
How 'bout them marmosets eh, what's that all about?
I think Marmosets and small monkeys are rubbish in general. Give me an orangutan any day.
I thoroughly recommend Alligator by The National.