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I'm gonna go with, yes.
You have left me feeling empty.
to mention a killers song.
I got Soul. I sold mine, so I borrowed yours without asking. It's a bit grubby now, and i've turned in the corners of some of the pages. Sorry. Do you want it back like that, or should I get you a shiny new one?
Now i'm going to drink in the corner and disguise your ignorance with a liquid armour for you have all disapointed a legend.
Now leave me to my monologue.
you have to have soul to post here
what for ?
Pass me mine, I've mislaid him.
i think i just live forever in some form or another.
when you don't have cheese for a long time then you sudennly do have some really strong cheese,
then as the
armour falls off your face and mind and body, you are hit with the wonderful truth, I am an animal underneath...
yes I am still a real eternal creature,
with my own hunger not that of this age
but my own,
and then i am alive again,
i remember it but dont feel it at this moment.
but I am anticipatory, for i will nibble some cheese on the way to the suprermarket
maybe slightly more profound
arrrghhhh failed again
would have given it away anyway
surely that counts in this day and age.
I can now eat
70cl of Plymouth Gin
1 ltr of pressed apple juice
1 ciabatta (traditional) (reduced to 40p)
1 pave walnut (reduced)
180g wafer thin imitation ham
6x16g portions of boursin
100g of sun dried tomatoes
and a hazlenut yoghurt
what would you make me for dinner out of those ingrediants
bearing in mind i have no food heater in this hotel room
for a start...
is posh dairylea
imitation ham = quorn = vegetarian
I have more soul than a certain funky brother. I am the pinnacle of soul. I;m sure you would agree.
to hold part of your body to our ear to her that? like a shell and the sea?
that's how you say it when you truly have soul.
i'm listening to stevie wonder right now.
listen to my story. i was up a welsh monutan(cstch the train tomoraw ast 935 right i was up the monitain smoking the spliff of welsh air when this quad bike came out of nowhere. not even a bike light! i ean how unsensible was tha t
i was up thre montain and my best friend of ten years, who u find a legend she works in pot noodle facotry or did, made redunadant, she tells me 'lU igot a girlfriend!' i was like oh wha! kim like i cant believe this you told me you like it oh whaetber. have you ever drink this drink its called ohyou know celtic. wine and whiskey mixed tobgeyh er mead thats it i was smoking welsh pliff air drinking this mead and i saw this quad bike
u was like out somelights on that my friend (who now hads a girlfriend called sarah)was like oh wha im gonna end up running him over i said but you only got a micra c reg thatsa not lethal!
now it all makes perfect sense...
i beive in liberlism i am liberal and t[you nkwo i ne er thyught the fact that my best friend of ten yeras like minge.
he was like oh yea its not finalisaed or nothing but illl finsh with kate and i wa sli ke oh no deam im friends withmyou both, she does physical theatre and spaints people faces in brixton. and he was like well i dont mjknow i dont want to hurt anyone i said pussy! hish hish
i'd be shocked too if my best friend told me he was gay. i'd like to come across all cool and liberal but truth is it'd still be a shock.
she like nevr told me that she,licked carpet and it weird me being on the monutain with a guy who had no lights!
not a man that dres like a floozy a woman she has clit. o icant explain. she ad sarah amke elephant
your friend, female, told you she enjoys the muff.
and some dick on a quad bike nearly ran you over because he didn't have his lights on.
I thought it was a metaphorical mountain. Which was actually Dean...
thatsanother thing i went to ireland and i wa slike does everyome here have cancer coz they all bald. sind o connor te cranberries most of boyzome man they flared up \at me fucking leparacorns i do actully love ieland the celtsd innit didyou know welsh i the oldest lange in eurpe !
i'm like dean hou weanger she like physical theatre man shes gool sont do it why you do this make me fel guilty. i was on the train manidng the gap thinkng this is so worng
so she said "i got a girlfriend"? as in "i'm gay"?
do hi hav a problem with tit?lesibaisna re cool nad si dunno she puts up this armour and i cant get throough it. she sot as hell really
I think your keyboard's broken!
creakyknees for deciphering purposes
the truth is out there
be like mulder 'just believe'
because she kept it a secret?
or because you are a DISfGUSTNG HOMPKOPHOBE?
so you've had an eventful night, eh?
here's what you should do:
tell dean to get his head out of his arse. then you should go on a date with your hot lesbian friend. find the quad biker and stab him.
seriously, it'd be like a russ meyer film.
lots of love,
my old mnext dor neighobur nel!
If you've really got soul...
is that i domt smoke th e green mno more and this wipe me out im like a want som epringles
Ready salted ok? http://www.blinman.com/pringles.jpg
fcking hell i wat some
infucking need a soul man
or 'that spiritual stuff'?
i think i wil be to shamed to go ined slep x