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Where am I?
so straight ahead!
knightmare can be quite harsh.
in from of you are three jars of differing sizes.
you can't SEE!
a Castle Courtyard, there is a stairway to the left.
you lazy fuck.
It's the horn! Run!!!
somehow, although I knew they probably weren't REALLY dead, I kind of believed they were. No-one ever explained the concept of virtual reality to me, and it kind of freaked me out...
I used to think they just disappeared you magically from your living room. teleported you into the studio and made you play.
I never thought of that! That would have made it far worse!
It probably helped that I was an AD&D addict...and also am waaaaaay older than you guys. I always thought it bordered on the lame side of enjoyable. Some bits were good though. A mate claimed he got a room on there, but I didn't believe him.
Where's Adie? She was talking about this to me the other day.
I can't remember, which makes me think they didn't...
in aber my friends organised a weekly 'Knightmare Night' where they watched the entire run of the program from start to finish. It was good at first but got a bit repetitive.
There was a drinking game.
Apparently only 9 groups ever won.
they took the helmet off and got banished from the castle apart from the 1 in a million time they actually won.
you're in a blue room in a studio in norwich.
in front of you, there is a jobbing actor dressed as an elf or something.
hugo myatt is in the room next door, knowing his time on tv is limited and soon he'll be providing voice overs for 'black & white' and such like.
(btw i loved knightmare really.)
hugo myatt on Dick & Dom once apparently. And he spent something like two hours locked in a cage in order to just say one line at the end...
Poor Hugo, he deserves better.
on some programme or other.
Marcofella getting angry ahead!!
T H I R D S E R I E S N O T C O M I S S I O N E D
(faces rots to a skull.....bollocks)
i'm sure it ran for at least 7 or 8 series.
I'm going to stick him with a blade.
they could do a remake starring Brian Blessed and Crablin as Pickles
actually it was.
series 3 was the last with a 'face' lifeforce.
then were was another couple of series with a man walking or something.
then another 3 series with a pie (?) and a flying dragon.
Knightmare. Me and my sister loved it so. They should so bring it back and give it a fancy 21st century makeover, while still keeping the creepy factor.
What always bugged me, was that all the people on it were, well, nerds, pretty much, yet still managed to be entirely usless in keeping their dude/ette from dying in a humerous fashion.
The dungeonmaster dude was a legend
My housemate knows a guy called Gareth, who's basically the biggest nerd in the world. He LOVES Knightmare. He was once in the 'reserve' team to go on it, but never actually got to be on TV. Every now and then, he goes to Knightmare conventions, where some of the 'quests' are re-enacted.
sound like a dude monpot!
okay you're in a courtyard and some elfin bint is skipping around you and acting very badly.
the horn just sounded. no idea what that means, just remember treguard shitting himself whenever it sounded saying "YOU MUST MOVE QUICKLY, TEAM!" and some shit.