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that's my first laugh of the day.
they'd like to hear your Ann Frank/Whale "gag"...
collectively adopt the whale as our own
i think i'm going to cry. *choke*
hall of fame on the whale profile
we still love you living-dead whale ! <3
scary shit. it would haunt the thames and drag tourists and domestic mariners down to their deaths. the thames would become a ghost-river, frequented only by the brave or foolhardy, and strange sounds would be heard of an evening, emanating from underneath waterloo bridge or the shores of battersea. mastodon would write a long and thundering opus about it. it'd be INCREDIBLE.
was in the papers today. Apparently The Sun have raised Â£10,000 to preserve the Whale's bones. Dr German Anatomy Guy reckons it's a rubbish idea. Instead, says he, the whole whale should be preserved, and exhibited in slices -Damien Hirst style I guess- because "it wasn't the bones that killed the whale*".
*I vas reeeealy tempted to write that in a comedy german voice
whales were Jewish
hence my comment.
it, that's well funny.
i could start though.
i know lots of hungry welsh people.