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CHALLENGE the most indie/trendy/metal/chav/rap stereotype
So I challenged the emo guy sat next to me to a arm wrestle. I lost.
fuck. just....... fuck.
what she said.
great name. here's quote 1 - 'I'm not one of these fucking "scenesters" the first record i bought was with a 5 gift voucher for ourprice i got for my 8th birthday and i bought "elephant stone" on 12"' How can we compete with MADCHESTER cool like that?
quote 2 - 'I'm coming to terms with the fact that i could be single for a long time'. Good. Because it could be a very long time Mr Chaos.
quote 3 - 'Please dont ask how i get my hair up where i got my jeans from or where i got my t-shirt or any of my clothes from'. Don't worry, I won't.
quote 4 - 'So i guess that makes me rock 'n' roll to the bone, even before you were considered being created, still in nappies or better yet still in ya dad's balls so dont bore me with all this "scene" crap' Even though I'm years older than you?
keiths_tele posted - http://www.myspace.com/jonny_chaos
I WORK AT THE SAME PLACE AS THIS GUY
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
WHY DIDN'T I LOOK AT THIS THREAD BEFORE??
i am printing this shit off right now.
is he really such a twat?
i've never spoken more than two words to him. but we have nicknamed him 'stig' as in 'stig of the dump'.
i met someone else who knew him once. she said he always moans about not getting a girlfriend and she told him: "maybe you should try not wearing the tightest jeans in manchester".
i'm back in work tomorrow, maybe i should start dropping hints that i know all his secrets. internet secrets.
just keep using the word chaos in casual conversation, but really emphasise it. like
" i went for a drink last night and it was Chaos"
today was humming the bassline from 'disorder' by new order.
but i gave some girls at work his myspack address: FUN
The man's a legend
that last one's porn
emo barry chuckle
is she your dream girl?
That girls horrible she gave my ex-house mate a lift home and stole beer from our fridge...bitch.
she wasn't terrified of being in such proximity to magnets...
http://www.myspace.com/godfromeyebrowy I wouldn't mess with him.
Kind of breaks your heart really, but not too much as it's so funny.
that's funny, in a really harsh way. Are any of her friends actualy real people? She works in a plastic factory! Hilarious (I apologise if anyon here works in a plastic factory)
to working in a plastic factory
but I can't play em.
isn't it? and she's looking for a boyfriend. and she's a highschool dropout. and she works in a plastic factory. and she's ugly as sin. and i am going to hell.
Worry me, I thought they only existed in charictures (sic)
It appears that I was wrong.
however i am happy they are there,
a) for my amusement
b) to reinforce my own normality.