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he wants to crush you.
"i want to crush you with my love"
it's the kind of thing an eastern european dictator might say to his wife.
praps I should ask you to guess a male one as well, for if I was Ghey, which I'm not
she pm'ed me me one of those wierd poems that everyone else seems to be getting too.
it's the squirrel.
no offence intended squirrel
I was going to guess at James Delve. He's everyone's favourite :(
it's always been me. You've been in love with me since you saw that picture of me as a goth from the 80's.
DOn't fight it, give in to it.
When are you in york next? That's not too far ;-)
on a girl who wakes up in strange launderettes.
actually you were quite alluring in that picture
Great Wilson Pickett track!
we get a recap of that photo? PLEASE?
go on you can tell me!
is it Traynor?
have crushes still? This site is so depressing sometimes.
just because you're married doesn't stop you finding people attractive. That's why people have affairs.
I can look forward to a miserable married life where my eventual husband cheats continuously. I'm not feeling the happy vibes on DiS today.
we were all having happy irreverent banter and then you came along and said it was depressing!
I would guess Marilyn too then. She's queen of innuendo
cheer up though, you might never get married anyway.
I have never had an affair, I have not even kissed another woman for over 12 years
I am by nature a stunningly monogamous fellow, but I like flirting with both men and women
"Just because a prune's wrinkled, don't mean to say it aint tasty!"
are you saying that your prunes are smooth?
make you pee.
The analogy is a simple one.
you never dissappoint me
to dis crushing
I'd say you and budget have a mutual crush on each other. When will it conclude in a brokeback mountain scenario?
just icey or icy depending on the comedy DiSer's spelling skills.
well I think budget/grindy in brokeback mountain scenario would be a spectacular epic. Just trade mountains and cowboys for pristine suited types in the city.
re cufflinked boulevard
Is a Fog Band ditty.
I don't like you since you suggested that the likes of me and bamos and creaky were overwhelming (in a negative way). Bah!
him now so I'll stop.
The film makers just traded the pristine suited types in the city for cowboys.....Pat if you are appalled by the low level of a thread such as this you could always turn it round into an interesting serious discussion about morality, I am not neccessarily mocking you, you must realise that my posts alternate between banal innuendo and lengthy dry passages.
Ace. Best last line EVER.
crazy ideas bobby?
but no-one has got the bloke (If I was ghey, which I am not) yet
Its never come out on any of the threads
sorry couldn't help it
the charles hawtrey in me
put my post like that
Darcy is a BABE.
more of a dreamboat
His pictures look so good....whats he like in real life huh? does he live up to the promise or is it a greivious dissappointment
he left me off a list (I thought he left you of it too)
Who is it?
a crush on Creaky.
It seems that no-one knows who mother of Bamos is.....Bamos is it really your mother, enjoying the irony and freedom that our scepticism allows her.
Wrightylew, I reckon he is she and also a right peice of sex.
and yet seem curiously available, so it is with regret that I have to inform you that it is not.
by the being available bit, nor assume that I am attracted to this trait, after all I do not have a crush on Barcy yet no-one seems more available than them
you seem very nice (hah damned by faint praise, I've gone all condescending)
but unfortunately I know little about you, you may only be 14 for all I know (put more on your profile)
"Hmmm Inigo thats an nice name how long have you had that for"
(looks) Is that it?
never mind, I like your style, you are now on my mental list 'internet girlfreinds'
(I wonder if mine is bigger than JDT's)
if you think I push too hard, but I don't want to give you an easy ride.
Tell me my dear, where are you from?
the I am from hertfordshire sounded like an explanation for the previous line,
re the 'my dear' I apologise, I was thinking of someone else
Because I know that it is Patricide.
And I know who Fullero really has a crush on...
despite what 'cufflinks' may say.
who does fullerov have a crush on?
But I know that he wants to meet her on friday...
Bwahaha, I feel mean spreading gossip, but he kicked sand in my face...
didn't tell me about the DiS beach party?
is the real 'smooth prunes' or is it Patricide having a laugh?
it's bound to cause some sort of paradoxical rift in the space-time continuum...
PATRICIDE HAVING A LAUGH
PATRICIDE HAVING A LAUGH
it's go to be just right and ridiculous not like any that I've seen so . though kudos on cufflinks.
are you feeling ok?
he has smooth prunes (thats my new catchphrase)
poem/play the best
who is the sickest? me or bobby?
nah he's sweet really.
I was actually internally clamouring to have you say 'me' over bobby
He makes me squirm in right ways and wrong ways
over wrightylew sounds appalling
That would spoil his (very expensive looking) duds
you would have told us by now instead of getting all coy, you big girl.
can you guess who I have a crush on?
spring to mind.
I don't want to meet anyone on Friday.
who is Fullero?
you're just teasing
I might leik think of Mutya whilst I was with you
And Fullerov kicked e-sand in my e-face by pm. Because he's a jock.
well as my shrink i trusted you.
I feel so betrayed *kicks sand in face*
Erm, HAHAHA. I was joking, fullerov doesn't fancy anyone. HAHAHA
is it a secret cos she already has a boo?
whats a boo?
It's a secret because Fullerov is a big emo wuss. That, or I'm a big liar.
young hipsters use? Oh dear I really am not down wit da kidz, I am sure that that term is used in RnB tracks to describe ones boyfreind
I shall use that in future.
I am a emo wuss though...