Your are viewing a read-only archive of the old DiS boards. Please hit the Community button above to engage with the DiS !
Looking for suggestions too! Marco take note!
I'll probably buy her a card, and cook her something nice.
So here we are celebrating the corporate construction that is Saint Valentine and his â€œDay of Loveâ€?. Couples everywhere spew forth onto the streets and line the restaurants and Concerto Halls of the World to publicly declare their LOVE through the exchange of luxurious gifts and empty gestures and token compliments that are about as endearing as eating glass, that and she doesnâ€™t like chocolate. The Cherubs working overtime to spring their arrows of matchmakery into the eyes of star-crossed lovers yet to realize their unity and of course, the timely release of yet another Hollywood Chick Flick. Isnâ€™t this modern love all thoroughly lovely and REAL and sincere?
what The Cherubs were up to now, there last record was alright...
like someone needs a girlfriend! ;-)
did you know "valent" is latin for disgrace?
Pizza Hut is definitely better !
seeing the MIGHTY BOOSH LIVE!!!!!!!!
but not with female company :-(
skiing my ass off. i will be lonely though ):
Try to take over the world.
If by "take over the world" you mean "disguise rage at crippling loneliness as hatred for cynical corporate evilness of the card industry" of course.
thinking you were planning on somehow disguising raping cripples. I should read from the start of sentences, not vaguely in the middle
And, perhaps more seriously, way to make me look like some kind of sick cripple-raping freak...
(this is not because I'm single). The whole thing makes me feel sick and creepy. Ugh, it's just totally horrible. I have to warn all boyfriends not to celebrate it, it's just hideous.
and then see what ideas pop into my head
porns give you ideas ?
ironically he was killed by a girl.
but the card manufacturers used mind controlling devices in the cards so everyone would believe there was always a valentines day. Like the things from MiB.
just thinking about it. It's all just SO WRONG. It's all awkward and tacky and people do things not because they want to, but because they're expected to. Yuck.
uploading some prawn all over my shoes
as it contains valentinium digestivum
but he got sent loads of valentines cards from FEMALES last year
why does it always seem to be people with penises (just one each, thanks) who have to make efforts on Vday?
the one with the money! I'm just a simple housewife and mother!
and that too!
that valentines day is great, other years i thoroughly can't be arsed with any of it. i have not thought yet about which side of the fence i will be camping on this year.
stay in with a dvd and a bag of chips seeing as we will be skint after 27th Jan bender Marco is attending!
it suggests gays aren't alllowed to celebrate valentines day
On a funnier tip I knew someone at school whose Mum cut his sandwiches in heart shapes on valentine's day, despite him being y'know 18 and at 6th form.
I'm going to do that, cheaper than a card..save the money for wine.
Valentines day is possibly the least romantic day in the year. Is there anything less romantic than being forced to love/appreciate someone?
25th of January is Dydd Santes Dwynwen -the Welsh version of Valentines day.
Guys, you know there's no quicker way to a girls heart (and hopefully her knickers), than a spoon -lovingly hand crafted from wood.
Say it with spoons, the ladies dig it.
Is da BOMB. Or something. It is far more romantic than Valentines Day. There's also quite a good reaosn for the day, it has something to do with a beach in Anglesey.
but not on valetines day, maybe a coupl of days before hand. i might be having a picnic on bournemouth beach instead :S
good luck! ;-)
has got 2 r's!
julesfella gets anal :O
HeartbrokenStar takes things waaaaay to serious. :O
is 2 o's in too ;-)
please try to keep up!
it sounded to me like he was makinga joke about putting sex in your wife's wrong'un
is a matter of opinion!
did i really just say that?
at discussing anal sex with strangers in front of your wife.
you should know that!
anal sex with strangers!
then a google image search on 'anal'
serious bit of a...
should print off this thread and show it to their child when he has grown up for a laugh.
Marco is way too...
but thats what i was gonna say anyway!
you will give her a nice romantic surprise on april 18th.
and probably won't - its only really aimed at the truly deranged anyway - there's better days to show your 'love'
make me feel good about being single, why don't you?
Though as it happens I will be going out for a birthday meal with my mate who has the misfortune of a Valentines Day birthday, assuming neither of us pull before then somehow. :-D
a wank and a few beers is pretty emo. It'll be a beautiful meeting... :-D
the last time I comeon here looking for advice!
i suggest adding a couple more friends to this meal idea. otherwise, its a romantic night out for two...
i think i'll be going to see 'we are scientists' in oxford.
but i may be wrong...
we did the going out thing once before we're now only friends.
She is going out with two different guys on dates this week, though, so she may well get lucky :-D
be watching Barnet v Lincoln City.
Romance is not dead.
on my own. again.
at a David Ford gig at Newcastle Uni. With my girlfriend. Whether she likes it or not.
i'll probably be there.
I'll probably go to a gig!
and then struggle to work with a crippling hangover the next day.
want me to come and tuck you in and give you a WARM cuddle?
very, very disturbed.
probably just stay in and moan at other single people on MSN that i'm sad and alone and stuff.
silly idea. you need to go out, drink too much and abandon any pretense of self respect by attempting to mate with anything in the room that looks unattached.
So they all look wise.
I mean the fuckwits mate in glasses, that hands just behind and is actually beautiful.