I just got a call saying I might have to go to Amsterdam on Tuesday for some sort of oral health symposium. I'm scared. I might have to do some work. Who'll look after my myspace when I'm gone? Can someone feed the plants and walk the goldfish for me? Is this really the sort of notice period big businesses should be giving to get people abroad? Should I be scared? Is it a conincedence that as soon as I put the phone down, A Small Victory by Faith No More came on my iPod?