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about it, but haven't actually seen a minute of it. Is it still on TV at the min?
finished a couple of weeks ago.
i don't know if they're going to make any more and channel four have already repeated that series.
i'm pretty sure they had the 119 bus in West Croydon. When we all know that the 119 goes to south Croydon and then Purley way. Never West Croydon.
i could rape him, no i'm not going to rape him."
possibly the best bit of telly for the whole of last year
"i'm not actually self harming jeremy, I'm just making it look like I have to get sophie's attention"
very very dark
"Mark I'm sorry we but we were both coming so hard"
Mark....."Thank you. Finally an explanation"
we had 3 different kinds of crisps!"
just.. illegal. Like drink driving.
"Brown toast for main course and white toast for pudding. Brown's the savoury and white's the treat. Except I'm laughing... because I love brown toast!"
That's not a quote just an observation.
on Oxford St once and made the face that he makes in the opening titles. He just looked afraid and continued walking.
One of them's incomplete, and it's one of the BEST
"I'm going to answer the door now Mark, but I'm coming back for you. You and your cock"
I'm giving you the broom Jeff!"
Grindrod will tell you about my ability to remember complete episodes of TV shows. I think this is the reason I can't learn anything new in my job. My head is full of Alan Partridge shouting.
DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN!
he'll thump you"
RUB YOUR FANNY ON ME!"
Was it any good or just Red Dwarf?
not greatly laugh-out-loud funny but there are worse sitcoms about. think it'll improve with time.
at least 'my name is earl' is superb.
quoted by every male student in England.
They filmed Peep Show outside my school. It's funny. I think it will be the new Little Britain in terms of popularity.
That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they 'Paved paradise to put up a parking lot', a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world.
catchy, but neverless classic.
where they film the pub scenes in Peep Show. Oh yes I have! They pipe Phil Collins songs at you for hour on end. Lovely.
The scene in the lift where he starts singing - "What we need's a great big melting pot, big enough to take the world and <nods> all it's got".
The Lintern 'Travel Tavern' is round the corner from where I live on the A-41. Disappointingly it is not really called a Travel Tavern.
Is a phrase that often comes out of my mouth.
near Croydon. i saw david mitchell and he was having abit of a diva fit saying "erm, can I get some coffee over here?" in a very "Mark" type way.
Don't leave me. Because if you leave, you won't come back, and then I'll die."
"So, you're going to marry her out of embarrassment?"
"There are a worse reasons."
...like Mum singing The Lumberjack Song after her affair"
Its pretty distasteful. Its VERY witty.
Its got filthy language in, and its generally superb.
in series 3 was when Super Hans couldn't get out of the their toilet and shouted "This is bullshit!" and just kicks the door down. His face when he walks out is AMAZING.
Super Hans rules: "what the fucks a washing machien donig in a pub? BAM! I need a drink, and then they can have one of uor organic scrumpys".
Jez: "I'm definitely not co-managing a pub called 'free the paedos'"
the boys in my department at work are playing a game where they have to get Alan Partridge quotes/catchphrases into important meetings. They're doing well, so far they've got "cashback", "back of the net" and some others. I'd like to see them try and get "cock piss Patridge" though!
"SMELL MY CHEESE!!" would be interesting
"SPICEWORLD!" and "this country"
"move and fire and move and fire"
"I've eaten a lot of toblerone, Lynne."
"I once drove to Dundee in my bare feet eating chocolate after buying the rights to K-9, the robot dog from Dr. Who"
"sorry, i dont like being referred to as 'her'"
"alright, what's HIS book like?"
"You see a nice field, with a family having a picnic by a pond, yeah? You fill in the pond, plough the family into the field, blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who is also your brother."
I'd like to get that one into a meeting.
At the train station...
Mark- "So, um have you been seeing anyone else"
Sophie-"Um, Not really"
Mark- "Not really..... the two most uncomforting words in the English dictionary"
*Sophie: "Nothing happened, really"
Mark: "Nothing happened, really - the three least comforting words in the English language."
...give or take a comma.
'Yes, he has the largest collection of hatchbacks in the world'
'Bono! BONO! No, he's not here...'
"yes, larry mullen is fine"
considering its the first anniversary of your mum's death".
Piss yourself, stop pissing yourself, Make up your mind
i saw robert webb in hmv on oxford street yesterday.
"It's only a bit of crack Jez, just fancied a nice, relaxing smoke of crack. We ain't on Blue Peter!"
the whole of this morning helping the Germans win the war?
"It's okay, it's like watching a porn. Except I can't see anything, I haven't got a hard on and I want to cry."
"People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis.....you can't trust people"
Possibly one of the best lines ever.
"Some nice Crunchy nut corn flakes you got here, prett expensive i guess"
Haha i could do this all day
I need a sandwich!"