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anyone would think you lived there.
the size of a thumbnail on my bed i wouldn't be sleeping til the little bastard was caught.
in my year had a moth in her ear for about 2 weeks. she heard a constant buzzing sound. true story.
like a curvy pink glass.
*adopts Neil Buchanan voice* 'A simple spider-catchin device you can make in minutes, with no help from Mum!'
and yes, my thumbnail is rather large - I can't even fit it in my ear - the woman must have had very big ears
that Buchanan fashions one of his big art attacks entirely out of spiders
this is going to bother me tonight when I'm trying to sleep...
wearing ear-muffs to bed!
I need to get me some!
uuuurrrg! aagh! eeee! urrrgh!
if i was trying to free myself from a chair i was tied to, i'd want to be paid by the consonant. 'nnnnngh! hhhhhhhhhng! rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggrrr!'
In your vowels?
what a pun!
Some of my best friends are Ear-aches!
never sleep again.
Must have been a slow news day in Sweden.