Your are viewing a read-only archive of the old DiS boards. Please hit the Community button above to engage with the DiS !
will I die?
in venue 4, in pursuit of a small runaway dog.
coroner's verdict: death by misadventure
but if you can catch my e-cold you might get a day off tomorrow.*
*NB this will not work if anyone you work with is coming tonight.
The dark side will help you through!
to theo's vader, hannah...
Instead of your usual carling. its got apples in, it's good for you. You won't die from that.
Tom a C***! That very rude!
and then that shit eating grin - the cheek of it...
Anyway, accusing someone of drinking Carling is a SERIOUS slight and can't be ignored.
I thought his name was 'Allen', though you know, he doesn't look like one, does he?
in that case, does a pint of cider count as one of my "five portions" for the day?
an apple (bottle of magners) a day, keeps the doctor/cancer of the liver away.
I am often asked "If I have an 8 venue pub crawl tonight and work tomorrow. Will I die?"
red wine, prole?
I suspect ghostly goings-on.