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Who's on it ?
Who wants to be on it ?
What the fuck is a macro, and why do I have to enable them?
oozing from your comupter vents
think like micro but more awesome
probably the best way to put it is that they're little programs that automate stuff in spreadsheets.
Now it all makes sense!
bit of an anti-climax, really.
If I'm honest, I'd rather not get punched by Marco...
I'm proud and concerned at the same time.
colour coded it with reference to who he is going to punch and how hard.
I'm an ORANGE 2. Apparently.
is that a punch a mate on the arm in a japey kind of way?
Or more of a Chris Eubank bumping in to Nigel Benn in the street sort of punch?
top of the list is
2. shit i ran out of fingers!
i want the rest !
Well now i reaslise there is TOO MUCH hate in the world.
Now i just pity him. I love him too, i mean everyone loves a tryer.
too much hate !
Marco, did I ever tell you that Alan Shearer is a dick?
this thread will get better and better.
A shame because i have to go, i've got CDs to buy...
I was just having a bit of fun.
to protect you.
be a bit of a shield!
I'll pay you both in booze. Though under current regulations I'm required to subtract one unit of alcohol for each bruise I end up with. That's the going rate.
the colonols SOUL is mine. I intend to wrench it from his body using, erm, some kind of implement anyway!
in an attempt to get my name removed from the spreadsheet. And then go about getting myself back on it. I see it as the 2006 version of Sudoku
as the carol vorderman of DiS
I see you as the Kevin Keegan of DiS, circa Superstars hen he fell off of his bike
start sucking then!!
to buy you a drink for using the phrase 'spunkplug'.
spreadsheet of violence actually exist?
or I'll cower in the corner in the foetal position
Questioning the spreadsheet is a spreadsheetable offence.
on how to avoid trouble with me is a huge HUGE no no.
*adopts a hard stare*
Angela Lansbury be added please?
Marco wouldn't soil his good name by going round punching old women?
Are you talking about me, or to me?
either way tom. You're walking a dangerous path tom. Are you there on the 27th?
*opens sheet and waits for the answer*
a swift kick in the balls followed by running away very quickly should sort things out...
Everyone knows that people over the age of 30 have arthritis anyway so you'll never cath me! ;-)
I HAVE BALLS OF STEEL!!
remember to bring a magnet with me then...
Apart from the Bristolians for some reason.
It's going to be surreal but awesome. Until you kill me anyway.
we've been planning it for months
we're all going to hire a minibus and stuff
I must have got muddled somewhere then, it happens a lot.
In that case EVERYONE is going to be there!
My perfect scenario. ME against the WORLD!
i won't be there...
then yep, I've even bought a ticket already! How's that for planning...
I'm gonna have a busy night of crackin heads!
staying for Saturday night. Right? RIGHT?
I'll even give you a 'special' present!
only if you really really want me to. I won't crack any heads on the Saturday.
*crosses fingers behind back*
marcofellatio is in for a kicking.
R.I.P. and all that.
Well if someone want to 'fish' him out for old times sake then i'll give him a special kicking!
slam mother Bamos'head in the door. She's nothing but trouble.
I'm disappointed in you sonny.
start punching, the bitch might get up if we start getting distracted by talking.
and be patricide's evil twin.
Patricide's evil twin. Well, just her twin, really. But I like to call myself the evil one of the siblings.
Who's next ?
I'm excited, I've never one a competition before!
I'm going to try and win it back. I'm not going to let you get punched before me!
looks like a bit of a pussy to be honest. needs a good pimp slappin'