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you are well rubbish, you smell of a slightly unpleasant fridge
It's uncanny. Are you psychic?
I got a whiff of slightly unpleasant fridge from the london or birmingham or wherever she is direction and I knew.
Its making me feel ill
having a nemesis isn't as much fun as I'd hoped
Maybe you need to branch out? Slander her in print media or something.
arrange a gig on the same day as one of hers.
or, if you're not in bands, arrange a nazi rally on the same day as her birthday party. in her house.
will be a nazi rally. So, that approach probably won't work.
...have already been planned
I could plan a "white pride" rally
I shall continue my assault on "extremely_nasty_squirrel" here.
She's got all the girls so far (Hannah82, Wishpig, Homesick_Alien) on her side. But my side needs females too. And males. and those of dubious gender (that means you hollywood_freak_
I need supporters here dammit.
btw homesick_alien is male - way to go to make a friend!
I was deliberately calling him a girl for no reason cos he's not on my side.
You're is the moron side, I am so going to win the war
I will make sure you fall first!
unless you decide to switch over to ym team, we are nice like that.
We'll not kill any of the prisoners we take. We'll give them free cake and a hug.
move to your dark smelly boy side!
there's some cake in it for you
(I actually have no idea waht you look like, so don't get 'real world' offended by this)
I'm never speaking to you again!
Are you on myspace?
its in my DiS profile
are you on my side now?
people on myspace are 'freids' but they sure don't act like it
Still offended you called me tubby! I know I ate too much over Christmas but give me a break!
I love you
mine is the loving team, hers is drivn by hatred and smelliness
(its all just a bit of fun)
nice_squirrels side are much nicer we are far more loving and we offer food and friendship to all!
an unpleasant comment about nicey's unpleasant odour
good plan, we need a clean army
you're very mucyh on the team
but you can't report for duty until you clean up a bit
we aren't reading the same site, aren't we...
make me unable to see ?
or not actually !
take side !
nobody likes a neutral
And if i'm forced to chose, it might not be you...
you have already chosen
you're my top user in the "users most similar to you" thingy
you DO spell my name wrong most of the time. And I get enough bricks through the window as it is.
I can't help spelling your name wrong, its reminds me of the greek godess persephone you see... only you're more beautiful, or something
*throws brick through own window as sign of support*
My decision hinges on this.
Huh? huh? Do you expect to beat the good guys of this world in a comfy jumper with holes and elasticated waist trousers? Christ alive, dress like you mean business please.
but y'know, it'd be nice to wear a polo shirt and some chinos every now and then, that's all.
Colonel K can wear stripy polo shirts whenever he wants. And Slicky can wear pretty wrap dresses.
I get cider and don't have to travel so far. I'm always up for defecting though, open minded and all.
Me, my loyalty can be easily bought with the promise of t-shirts.
it's good I turned up when I did. What's all this apologising to the enemy about? No wonder your recruits are falling through your fingers! If you want to face down this terrorist squirrel menace, you need to shake up your command a bit, issue a few court martials, that'll sort the rank and file out a bit. Then I suggest we move to carpet bombing London.
you run the army
any last requests?
It's a government secret. Wouldn't you much prefer a cigarette instead?
first you need a cigarette
I'll be on whoever's side picks me first.
the voice of the people is with me!!
I have democratic support
I thought it was going to be like PE in school all over again.
(This is a lie for effect. Clearly I am an international sporting superstar).
Before I beat you in a possibly sexual way.
I even specifically mentioned you about 5 posts in to this thread.
join us, its where you belong
just use your common sense.
there was nothing common about you...
She's nicer than you.
I get Colin, so now I officially rule. In your face, arch-nemesis-Jez!
went a bit cold war there for a bit didn't it
we had to call a truce in order for me to come home from work and have my tea.
I think now Colin has joined the evil empire its all but over.
Only Raz and Diver can rescue me now.
I've always been a big fan of Diver's but Raz always pours scorn upon me.
I fear this war may be lost.
shall we kiss and make up?
I could never stay mad at you
if only all wars could end like this
And you'll be half-french !