Anyone who's played a bugbear gig must know what I mean. They have a little A4 leaflet showing all the gigs they have booked for the month.
And they describe the bands and they're almost always utterly surreal and have little to do with the band.
The last time we played here's how they described us (Mokita):
"Avant Garde indie with all the apposite post punkerisms in all the wrong is right places."
Beat that, anyone?