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Ridiculous volume of bags

day-vid [Edit] [Delete] 26 replies 09:59, 29 December '05

SOme bint at work has just announced how she now owns 60 handbags. Why would anyone need that many??? Why does this person exist???

I love working in a really small office space with complete retards. One colleague asked me how "else" the other day....

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i concede your second point

but i still do not understand why you would need more than a few. i mean, sixty??!

guntrip @wishpig | 29 Dec '05, 10:02 | X
- what is this concept of "match"?
  
  buh?
  
  guntrip @wishpig | 29 Dec '05, 10:07 | X
  - Newsflash
    
    Items of clothing come in colours other than 'black'
    
    JustJay @guntrip | 29 Dec '05, 10:20 | X
    - Newsflash
      
      Items of clothing do not have to have stripes.
      
      Newflash: Jared is a loser.
      
      Newsflash: my fingers are cold.
      
      guntrip @JustJay | 29 Dec '05, 11:22 | X
- Plural?
  
  A bag is useful
  A number of bags are a waste of space, money, resources, etc etc
  
  60?! There aren't even that many colours!
  
  JustJay @wishpig | 29 Dec '05, 10:06 | X
  - We're probably not talking hold-alls here
    
    EasyJet don't carry that many bags
    
    JustJay @wishpig | 29 Dec '05, 10:13 | X
  - bugger
    
    That should have said: One colleague asked me how to spell "else" the other day...oh, the irony of it all...
    
    day-vid | 29 Dec '05, 10:02 | X
    - She might look ok
      
      if she didn't wear a skip load of make up on her fake tan encrusted face.
      
      day-vid @day-vid | 29 Dec '05, 10:05 | X
      - The only way I would put up with someone having 60 handbags
        
        is if they carried all 60 around at the same time. Each one containing an individual Murray Mint. That'd be alright
        
        Judge_B @day-vid | 29 Dec '05, 10:07 | X
        
        It gets better....
        
        This same girl has also recently spent Â£2,000 on hair extensions.
        
        Despite this slightly extra length, she still ties her hair back.
        
        Would you spend a couple of grand on hair??
        
        day-vid @Judge_B | 29 Dec '05, 10:12 | X
        
        I would
        
        if it were the hair of David Hasselhoff circa Knight Rider
        
        Judge_B @day-vid | 29 Dec '05, 10:13 | X
        
        i got a new
        
        bag for christmas.
        
        commandercool @day-vid | 29 Dec '05, 10:13 | X
        
        Â£2000?
        
        Memo to her: Hair grows for free
        
        JustJay @day-vid | 29 Dec '05, 11:27 | X
        
        Is that
        
        To fashion some kind of handbag-train, freeing up her 60 arms?
        
        JustJay @wishpig | 29 Dec '05, 11:34 | X
        
        Need
        
        She would probably admit she doesn't 'need' 60 bags but she obviously likes them. I don't even care for bags that much but I've got about 15. If she actually likes them she probably gets them for Birthdays and Christmas and those handy freebies from the front of magazines.... it's easy to become inundated!
        
        smilingcrazylady | 29 Dec '05, 10:15 | X
        
        I like hamsters
        
        I don't particularly care for them that much, but they're ok.
        
        How come I'm not inundated?
        
        Parsefone @wishpig | 29 Dec '05, 11:31 | X
        
        But many bags do you have?
        
        ?
        
        day-vid @Parsefone | 29 Dec '05, 11:33 | X
        
        Oh for fuck sake...
        
        * How many bags do you have???
        
        day-vid @day-vid | 29 Dec '05, 11:33 | X
        
        Coz
        
        they'd die in the wrapping paper inbetween being bought and being received as a present.
        
        I always get at least one bag from one of the female members of my family. Also earrings, despite not having my ears pierced...
        
        smilingcrazylady @Parsefone | 29 Dec '05, 11:34 | X

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