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Ridiculous volume of bags

day-vid [Edit] [Delete] 26 replies 09:59, 29 December '05

SOme bint at work has just announced how she now owns 60 handbags. Why would anyone need that many??? Why does this person exist???

I love working in a really small office space with complete retards. One colleague asked me how "else" the other day....

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  • i concede your second point

    but i still do not understand why you would need more than a few. i mean, sixty??!

    guntrip @wishpig | 29 Dec '05, 10:02 | X
    • what is this concept of "match"?

      buh?

      guntrip @wishpig | 29 Dec '05, 10:07 | X
      • Newsflash

        Items of clothing come in colours other than 'black'

        JustJay @guntrip | 29 Dec '05, 10:20 | X
        • Newsflash

          Items of clothing do not have to have stripes.

          Newflash: Jared is a loser.

          Newsflash: my fingers are cold.

          guntrip @JustJay | 29 Dec '05, 11:22 | X
    • Plural?

      A bag is useful
      A number of bags are a waste of space, money, resources, etc etc

      60?! There aren't even that many colours!

      JustJay @wishpig | 29 Dec '05, 10:06 | X
      • We're probably not talking hold-alls here

        EasyJet don't carry that many bags

        JustJay @wishpig | 29 Dec '05, 10:13 | X
      • bugger

        That should have said: One colleague asked me how to spell "else" the other day...oh, the irony of it all...

        day-vid | 29 Dec '05, 10:02 | X
        • She might look ok

          if she didn't wear a skip load of make up on her fake tan encrusted face.

          day-vid @day-vid | 29 Dec '05, 10:05 | X
          • The only way I would put up with someone having 60 handbags

            is if they carried all 60 around at the same time. Each one containing an individual Murray Mint. That'd be alright

            Judge_B @day-vid | 29 Dec '05, 10:07 | X
            • It gets better....

              This same girl has also recently spent £2,000 on hair extensions.

              Despite this slightly extra length, she still ties her hair back.

              Would you spend a couple of grand on hair??

              day-vid @Judge_B | 29 Dec '05, 10:12 | X
              • I would

                if it were the hair of David Hasselhoff circa Knight Rider

                Judge_B @day-vid | 29 Dec '05, 10:13 | X
              • i got a new

                bag for christmas.

                commandercool @day-vid | 29 Dec '05, 10:13 | X
              • £2000?

                Memo to her: Hair grows for free

                JustJay @day-vid | 29 Dec '05, 11:27 | X
                • Is that

                  To fashion some kind of handbag-train, freeing up her 60 arms?

                  JustJay @wishpig | 29 Dec '05, 11:34 | X
                  • Need

                    She would probably admit she doesn't 'need' 60 bags but she obviously likes them. I don't even care for bags that much but I've got about 15. If she actually likes them she probably gets them for Birthdays and Christmas and those handy freebies from the front of magazines.... it's easy to become inundated!

                    smilingcrazylady | 29 Dec '05, 10:15 | X
                    • I like hamsters

                      I don't particularly care for them that much, but they're ok.

                      How come I'm not inundated?

                      Parsefone @wishpig | 29 Dec '05, 11:31 | X
                      • But many bags do you have?

                        ?

                        day-vid @Parsefone | 29 Dec '05, 11:33 | X
                        • Oh for fuck sake...

                          * How many bags do you have???

                          day-vid @day-vid | 29 Dec '05, 11:33 | X
                      • Coz

                        they'd die in the wrapping paper inbetween being bought and being received as a present.

                        I always get at least one bag from one of the female members of my family. Also earrings, despite not having my ears pierced...

                        smilingcrazylady @Parsefone | 29 Dec '05, 11:34 | X
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