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does anyone want to help me remove his fat, smug head from the rest of his body?
I suggest a chainsaw.
a spoon involved
jagged fork points, then a rounded body to rest his head on.
get gary glitter, kilroy and rupert murdoch as well and we can have a head and spoon race.
then command the headless body to ride to your will and slice through all 'celebrities' and decimate them.
I briefly tried watching Channel 5's "50 greatest TV cock-ups" and had to give up due to the smug fucking useless shitheads putting in their snidey remarks between each clip.
Oh my god, it's like sub pub humour on these programmes - you might just find it funny if they were your mates and you'd had a couple of strong lagers before they opened their mouths but otherwise. *shudder*
TV is sooo shit these days I'm actually sacred.
I am not sacred. I'm a good atheist so this sort of stuff doesn't happen to me.
Well it was Ulrika "hilariously" laughing like mad on TVAM because she thought she'd made a double entendre. Clearly she hadn't. My mind's like a sewer and I didn't notice it.
Then you had people going on about it like they remembered it to this day.
Let's just rewind to those days and recall how NO FUCKER WATCH TVAM. It got CANNED (and MTV own the building now).
Then of course the snidey remarks started about how she was so innocent back then but now... well you know, nudge nudge, wink wink. FFS.
I stayed around long enough to watch them stretch out a five second clip of Glen Hoddle (or similar) falling off a bike and then flicked off at the first 'hilarious' comment about his hair. Jesus...
I guess it would have been in 'poor taste' or something. That was legendary. Total swearing at half seven on a weekday evening.
that turned up on Wogan with a large glass of "something" orange?
that one was awesome.
that was a great one.
"i like screwing"