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Find out what your chances are with your christmas crush...
Hopefully this has pasted in the right place.
i love you brainlove
It's good to find out your chances of true love, surely?
i put silly stuff in and nearly bob dylan
when my cute boss sent it to me!
And I put him in - he hasn't let me live it down yet - I don't think he'll ever let me live it down actually...
it was his way of finding out if you fancy him.
I tried to lie and say that I'd done it on purpose but I lie very badly and ended up blushing bright red!
never know it might work in your favour. Take advantage of it/him at your works Xmas party if you haven't had it already. :)
And he has a long term girlfriend.
Who he treats like a princess.
He is so lovely, really sweet and caring - nothing like the guys I end up with!
Well I found it on a post on some other board by the girl I'm seeing, and I put in the name of someone else. I think I may be in the DOGHOUSE.
THAT is a classic.
I was gonna warn people.
But...it's fun watching people yelp!
I got sent this a couple of days ago.
Fortunately I'm naturally suspicious of the human race so I didn't fall for it.
does it do then? Email the person or something? Someone sent it to me earlier this week but it took ages to load so I just replied asking why they'd sent it to me. Have I ruined their fun now?
how many of these people will brainlove actually know?
he might know some of the london ones (eg nice_squirrel's boss) but even that's unlikely?
i think he's met mine though :S
*hands ladyoftheflowers a cyanide pill*
post the results on this thread?
that will be entertaining...
i fell for it
Do you want me to put in a good word for you Theo?
I fear my crush will be unrequited.
With whom DiS is more than passingly acquianted.
emmy the great too.
what does it do? how does it involve my boss? I'm not going on links because if they're coloured it'll be obvious I'm not doing work...
no no, it's fine. Take the test! All the cool kids have done it!!
did he put you as well?
I'll fight you Theo, so help me I'll fight you!
Oh fuck! :-(
This one's more... female.
how is this possible? ;o)
...twas the stipey ghey jersey that did it.
It's just a canoe in my pocket.
A "Stefan Appleby" has an admirer... who could this Stefan character be?
he sounds like a yuppy loser.
I'm never likely to meet my crush, sadly...
I'm getting interested... :-D
I saw him in a pub in Wolverhampton once... anything's possible...
like after a gig, or jusr randomly?! I would actually die of excitement.
is this something to do with sport that I don't understand?
was literally wallpapered with his face. We had about 30 posters (all the same) lining our hallway. It was great.
"the steve bullring"?
He walked past my local and looked in just in time to see me point and mouth the words "THAT'S STEPHEN MALKMUS!" through the glass, then he scampered off.
steve bull looks nothing like stephen malkmus
but don't draw out the next one so much - just DISH THE DIRTY DIRT!!
who could it be?
honestly this so much fun - I've been waiting all day for something like this!!
im going to send this to loads of people now.
I'm glad I bothered to read the whole thread first.
is great!! wow!!
if you can't see where it keeps it's brain.
I'm a grammar loser
Colin's was either the name of his girlfriend, or the name of an indie-rock star that most of us would like to throttle. Damn these androgynous names!
Darcy is an androgenous name?!
HE lOVES ME YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
it must be James Blunt.
it's VERY manly.
"When you use the Crush Calculator, everything typed at the web form will be transmitted to the owner of the link. If you do not agree to this, please do not fill in anything."
that'll learn'em to read the small print.
You mean Crablin didn't put ME?
they must have been very subtle. I expect you to try harder on Friday.
It must've been love, but its over now..
Neither. YOU LOSE.
I don't have a gf either.
Another admirer for Wishpig.
What a popular girl.
you thought of this. What an insight, show me your emails when I get home!
I filled it in when my 13 year old cousin sent it to me, she took great pleasure in ripping the piss after.
ok - I'll let you have Johnny Depp too....mmmmmmmmm Johnny Depp.
sick man Brainlove : )
can we share him? on some kind of rota system maybe?
You were - I wasn't even ON your list!!!!
that Creakyknees put in...
... only his wife.
What a faithful man.
faithfulness is gay
i fancy everyone on this board
caught wind: http://bulletin.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=bulletin.read&messageID=381381353&Mytoken=543140A4-11EE-D3AC-062A600804E71B1C11224554
It seems I have some bad news to break to SCL as it appears her boyfriend may have a slight crush on... me.
there's tens of PMs in Brainlove's inbox along the lines of, "Oh god don't read out mine. A tenner? Twenty? Ok, fifty!"
he said he wanted a sexual favour
i said no
Like, you have to lend me your gameboy...
I'm sure we can come to some kind of arrangement via Paypal
You've got mine, but she's unknown. Mwuhahahahaha hah.
post it! post it!
please don't post it.
i'm voting 'don't post it'. not that mine are that juicy..
I vote post it.
we have POST = 5, DONT POST = 2
it doesnt take a genius.....
so it's more like Curiosity=Embaressment. Still do it though.
I haven't really done it, I'm not that stupid.
You had me excitedly searching through the 45 replies.
I think you're being a bit greedy!
Looks kinda familiar...
But don't you want her know..? I mean, deep down?
Sorry. I won't tell.
do it! i changed my mind. embarrassment<curiosity!
1 Dec 21, 2005 MUM view delete
2 Dec 21, 2005 not entered view delete
3 Dec 21, 2005 Rik Salmon view delete
4 Dec 21, 2005 Daniel Melia view delete
5 Dec 21, 2005 Colin Roberts view delete
6 Dec 21, 2005 James Haddrill view delete
7 Dec 21, 2005 chantelle johnson view delete
8 Dec 21, 2005 Ann Lee view delete
9 Dec 21, 2005 kevin eddy view delete
10 Dec 21, 2005 crush1_name view delete
11 Dec 21, 2005 David Harrison view delete
12 Dec 21, 2005 Helen Kate Saunders view delete
13 Dec 21, 2005 Steve Carlton view delete
14 Dec 21, 2005 jonathan view delete
15 Dec 21, 2005 Theodore Julian Graham-Brown view delete
16 Dec 21, 2005 Do you want the view delete
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27 Dec 21, 2005 sarah hayes view delete
28 Dec 21, 2005 Neil Mclaren view delete
29 Dec 21, 2005 christopher ashford view delete
30 Dec 21, 2005 not entered view delete
31 Dec 21, 2005 Colin Roberts view delete
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33 Dec 21, 2005 Bamos view delete
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36 Dec 21, 2005 Daniel Ben Saunders view delete
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39 Dec 21, 2005 Henry seydoux view delete
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41 Dec 21, 2005 James Goldstone view delete
But there's no way I'm typing out the answers... it'd take forevs!
I did it twice. The second just to profess my love for Bin Laden, John Parrott and Sarah Beeny.
You have to click "view" then you get one person's answers at a time. You can't copy and paste the whole lot.
Do the interesting ones!
colin's, henry's and bamos' then..
to read the rest of the thread before clicking links.
do you mean mine, or is there another Sophie? Mine was Malkmus, who is a god.
Bearing in mind that there's no proof they're genuine...
Friend name: chantelle johnson
Crush #1: will lawrence
Crush #2: julian casablancas
Crush #3: adam wood
riend name: David Harrison
Crush #1: John Brainlove
Crush #2: John Rogers
Crush #3: John GAYLORD Rogers
Friend name: Fiona
Crush #1: Colin
Crush #2: not entered
Crush #3: not entered
Friend name: Anthony David Friend
Crush #1: The Girl From Marks and Spencers
Crush #2: not entered
Crush #3: not entered
Boyfriend stealing bumface!
I wanna know what you were gonna put, Mike!
A certain someone from a gray and boring Midlands city...
creakyknees? or JDT?
Friend name: Hollywood_freak
Crush #1: wishpig
Crush #2: SCL
Crush #3: and that cum guzzler brainlove
i put marilynint....i mean Scarlett Johansson, definitely Scarlett
girls don't fancy boys cos they're stupid and just wait to get chatted up by the nearest cock whos got enough balls to say hello to them :P
only need two?
jesus, girls are fussy these days..
they want more and more! They'll be getting jobs next and competing in the Olympics, pah
equal rights is old fashioned. they make new rubber gloves every day!
they all naively put their trust in Brainlove. HA!
since I was 9, and it was all about 'smell the cheese'.
What you don't know is that all this collected data is going into a mastermind supercomputer... a mastermind supercomputer OF LOVE.
the Lovematic Grandpa?
that long list of people, are they people who entered their crush, or were entered by other people??
i don't remember putting my name in - i though it was only your crush's name that was put in?
and then the three people you have a crush on.
i think we should have a new thread with a total revealing of results.
i remember now
except, instead of putting three people in, i put in all three names of my crush :S:S:S:s
i want a thread of shame where we see what everyone put, im glad i read this thread first
cmon brainlove let's see all the results!!!!! please!!!
whoever did put names in, they shouldn't have been so silly! admittedly i did, but frankly, I dont care!!
*overuse of exclamation marks*
also, i still want to know why you thought I was M
i feel no shame!
i rather boringly said i had a crush on john brainlove, because i figured out it was a trick.
(or i read the thread)
i do fancy him though.
....hollywood_freak is actually male
that mine isn't very exciting...
also, panic and i have the same surname
and humans are the only mammals who, whenyou point, will look in the direction your are poitning in - hence it's no good to point out a twig to a dog, as they'll just stare at you
chimps and dogs look at things you point at. for proof, see the pg tips and butcher's dog food adverts.
she's the only animal present for a field trial right now
cats are rubbish.
but they still beat dogs, who are super dumb
youtwo are stupid
so we'll just agree that you're wrong and move on.
and seeing as there's 4 of them and only on of my cat that means that cats win
see, it works
(my cat is really stupid, but she's lovely)
cos thats based on a rigorous scientific method.
that score makes you even stoopiderer than dogs!!
but it also totally doesn't matter, cos I'll bet my arse that none of you knows any of the people I put in there.
I suppose one of them could get me into trouble were it to get back, but I don't really care.
brainlove has let us down and isnt gonna reveal the big gayer
that sentence should probably have a comma after 'reveal', or you never know, he might have the info to out someone now
is my pet name for my penis
sounds overly sexual
i made a lol
I am a GOON.
I would like to know how I myself can make one. Well, Brainlove?
It would be better in a way if it didn't tell you the email had been sent.
he'll ever do it.
I was curious as to the whole "type 3 names bit." I thought it might judge it by the obscurity of the name.
I was obviously, wrong.
Not as good as one that my friend sent to someone he hated, asking questions like "How many times a day do you pleasure yourself?" and "How would you rate your manhood?"
The results, were of course, hilarious
new day = new campaign for JB to publish the results
far too dull to go to the effort of copying them all out.
That said - ladyoftheflowers is your real name Helen per chance? :o)
this means you saw them all! I know you're chums with JB but that's sooo unfair!!
read this entire thread, and I would love to know who is masquerading as me and pretending I have crushes on people. Because I will CRUSH YOU if I find out.
In other news: that list of people who've fallen for this really, really scares me and gives away some vital information.
you mean you didn't put
Because I KNOW I'm you're number one.
have put those if I had done it. Obviously.
But I was in the pub all afternoon and evening. Thus, I am INNOCENT.
This is the scariest thread I have EVER read, and I'm not joking. I may leave soon.
you big pussy!
It's not scarier than the time you got your willy caught in the Breville is it? Well, is it?
NOW I'm scared...
Didn't you notice that someone claimed to fancy one 'Stefan Appleby'...
That's why I'm leaving.
I'm in the circle of trust!
But don't worry you're secret is safe with me....BAT it's a lovely anagram isn't? :oD
this site IS Londoncentric. The Londoners get to see who everyone likes! BOOOOO! Yeah, boooooo, y'hear me.
^^ see that, that's the circle of trust buddy.
I may post them later if I can be arsed.
I mean it's not as if I've got anything better to do today - the boss is away so the cat will play!
^see THAT. That little line is me infiltrating your precious circle. Ahem.
Actually there aren't many on that list I'm interested in. Henry doesn't want his posted by the way. For a decent reason as well!
I just felt a small prick. ahem.
oh sorry 'bout that. amen.
It's as simple as that. And I'm not joking.
already Theo, have no fear buddy.
I think he was hoping for some company down there under my patio. Does anyone else want to die? I'm not picky. :-D
(Like, because of that Law thing out there, I should point out I *am* joking. I hope this is clear. Darcy, don't get upsettingly murdered in the next few years or I might get hauled in before the bench!)
he is cute!
so i put brainlove in \m/
i fell for this. i am obviously very stoopid. :(
but i don't really care who knows
zxcvbnm fancies his wife!
you're such a closet husband!
is going to the dogs.
go to the dogs too. 50p on Trap 3 please. Mon the orange shirted greyhound!
Watch a football match with a pint of cider
Go to the dogs and eat a pie
or Sit in a pub garden with both?
And no choosing more than one, young man.
the most difficult question I've ever been asked.
I'd have to plump for...
But I would have to send flowers to the football match and the dog track as a consolation and to assuage my guilt at not attending.
We have decided that the password to see the results will be revealed...
i'm going out at half eleven. darn, i'll have to wait.
If not I don't care.
noone put me :o(
I would have put you. Obviously.
Bamos *Big Kiss*
or do we have to PM JB especially for it?
put you're trousers back on and put thatr crack pipe away.
lady...it'll be linked in a thread.
When the council of trust breaks up for recess, I'll get a press person to release a statement. Everything you hear until that point point is conjecture.
mr "i fancy my own wife"
you sicken me.
the circle of trust's communication needs a little work.
Until that point, POINT is conjecture.
The POINT is conjecture until the POINT at which the POINT is POINTED OUT.
Don't you get it?
How can I WORK is these conditions?
the Senator is angry!
on another note...I can't believe people are still taking the crush test! hahaha
if she puts in
1) Her Boss
2) Your best mate
3) Her own Dad
When you open the thread, you take the test first, then go to add your results to all the gossip. Hehe candy from a baby.
You can't even SPELL paedo.
there's the proof - you can spell it!
YOU'RE the paediatrician round here.
how DARE you?!
You're the one who goes tot eh seaside just so you can have a go on the Paedlos!
the Poddington Peados.
hanging around those peadestrian areas in town.
you make me SICK!
pAEdo! you bloody nimkapoop.
Poin point point.
only a true peedo would know how to spell it!
I have a liking for the odd peedo. They're so comfy and far more accomadating while swimming.
you should have that cough looked out, you're *aheming* all over this shop today.
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TO THE REPUBLIC.
what part does this play in the new empire?
This Empire is gonna be rubbish.
Only two people asked for their answers to deleted.
it really isn't that interesting...
except i think one of those who wanted their answers to be deleted may have slipped through the net?
yr is is quite interesting?
oh yr so sonic youth.
who my third person was. i've forgotten already...
I can't search to see who put me.
Who about we just compile a list of everyone with a crush on me?
0.0 people have a crush on you!
0.0 people also have a crush on me!
that was b-o-r-i-n-g.
it's totally boring. I couldn't be bothered to look at more than two. People's fear was much more entertaining!
Brainlove is quite the puppetmaster!
Tell us the reults!
do it do it do it.