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i am too drunk to rationalise but best friends fiancees plus me equals horrible mess./
he has more than one fiancee?
whatever it is I'd go to bed before making things worse by posting it on DiS.
What scale of horrible mess are we talking about:
- unrequited and silent
- unrequited and not silent
- not silent and most certainly requited
None of this sounds good. Oh no it doesn't.
Did you put something somewhere you shouldn't have?
pork her loins?
If so then you shouldn't poke fun. Poor CC is obviously in distress over this.
need to know details - but I'm guessing the timing of CC's post means he did something he shouldn't.
Still, we might see you on Trisha one day, so that would be a bonus.
tried to pork her but couldn't. cos his bollocks are shit. poor guy.
My college class went on a trip to watch an episode of Trisha. We had to sit through an hour of "Men in Crisis" It was pretty poor.
If we had gone a day earlier though, it turned out we would have seen Trisha meeting female strippers and pole dancers.
Do things look any better in the cold hungover light of day CC?
feeling bad today James?
You gotta tell the story now.
Get it off your chest...
i'm doing my best to pretend that nothing happened. that'll make everything better.
hangover + crushing guilt = bad day
If it helps I'll allow you the use of one of my four patented problem solving solutions:
- alcohol (drink until the problem goes away)
- noxious gas (simply poison everyone concerned until the problem goes away)
- physical violence (fight everyone concerned until the problem goes away)
- running away (run away until the problem goes away)
working for The Samaritans you know.
is passe, we'll get the ROFLcopter out for this.
I would presume...
I can empthasise with what CC has done.
I gave up morality* when it comes to sex though, so i wasnt upset.
*apart from paedophilia obviously....
This is in danger of going away before commandercool has purged his soul by telling us the whole story...
i'm trying to forget what a grade A bell end i am :(
Seriously, what happened!?
pretend you meant fiNances - drunken typo and that.
hideously drunk as soon as i leave work.
the lyrics then? I've always wondered what Elton was on about in the verses...
has a warm glow around it which must be maintained.
but I reckon commandercool is simply lying to harvest sympathy. Why else wouldn't he unload his embarrassment upon a bunch of strangers? No, until he tells us what exactly the matter is we ignore him. It's probably as much as he deserves anyway.
But we really wanna know!
Just make something up, It'll be funnier.
necrophilic peadophile bestiality
and granny strangling
and some scat for good measure
I think we've killed the thread.
may have also killed CC...
all round then.
He hasn't told us if it was a full on porking experience yet...
leave him alone.
You bunch of vulchers!
'Vulchers'? That actually sounds somewhat rude...
He's probably not going too, He's probably regrettting drunkingly starting this thread.
I think you should start a new account called "privatecool". You should be busted right down on account of this ungentlemanly behaviour, soldier.
Now - the tricky question of telling your friend that his fiance cheats, and causing an almighty shitstorm to come down on yourself, or to ignore the problem, hope it goes away, and condemn your friend to what can only be an ultimately unhappy marriage.
where are you getting pissed up at? my friends are boring.
the cardigan arms in burley. there's a quiz on later so i might try to win myself some free beer.