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me...another traditional lash up....by that time i feel like crying everytime i see another pint!
But this year the day after's a bank holiday, so, MORE DRUNKING
get up in the early afternoon. go visit my friends and their kids. go to pub with friends, with intention of 'just having a couple of quiet ones'.
find myself in town centre at 8pm with said friends, bemoaning everyone else for being lame and doing family things.
hm. this year i might go to portland. they're always drinking there...
to Homebase, Matalan, Holiday Options and then to Fatty Arbuckles, deep pan Pizza, the ProleTrough Munchies Company and then finish off at DFS before going joke for a MASSIVE argument with my truly hideous housing estate faced family*
* this is just a sketch really and a total lie
what the fuck has happened to my writing!!?!?!?
Then go see my cousin and her children!
Then Pub and get drunk!
Start singing karaoke at around 8pm and am home puking at 11.30pm!
all the exclamation marks, my New Years resolution is to use them less
just talk about iforward russia! a lot, that'll give you a little fix... !!
I can't help it, its like I have a nervous twitch.
You do all those ...
... i know ... they make me look as though i'm constantly... thinking... mysteriously...
is to write slowly and check what Ive written as I am such an indiespastick
want me to be your assistant/editor?
work a 14 hour shift.