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just thought I'd change the subject
And one of them's Cartier
other one Crayola?
I got someone to paint one on me. So far, I haven't be rumbled.
my real one was destroyed in a fire.
Its very lifelike for a 4 year old's drawing.
and a fobwatch - actually its a t shirt that depicts all that. Beat that trendies
old t-shirts used to be shirt and tie combinations drawn on in felt tip.
Then they went all up-market
a cardboard cutout of myself at work. It's not really me typing this.
I got one of those hologram things that Arnie had on Total Recall.
Cardboard cutout is all well and good until someone spots you've worn the same clothes all week.
in 2004 they were giving out cut our faces like you used to get on cereals on Shaun Ryder's 'face' and there was all these stunted manc morons walking round with them on in all their troglodyte glory - I wanted to kill myself forever just looking at them.
I didnt though as I had to do a 3 song set.
No pun intended.
have a felt-tip cross on my hand from Saturday night. I have the most absorbent skin ever, the minute I get a gig stamp it sort of spreads out under my skin, and then it won't come off for days even though I scrub it. Should I be worried about this?
"I have the most absorbent skin ever, the minute I get a gig stamp it sort of spreads out under my skin, and then it won't come off for days even though I scrub it. Should I be worried about this?"
Yes. You should.
you should be - if you shave your eywbrows off and you want to look cross do you have to keep pencilling them on at different angles to denote the mood you are in. Theo?
who do this generally go with 'surprise', I've noticed.
carrying an eraser and re-applying regularly/for each emotion experienced doesn't bear thinking about.
Bavarian and then youre ok - Gary Glitter always set his eyebrows to 'irritated' - maybe now I look back and think it may have been set to 'Shit did I delete 'history' on my Laptop?'
I just snorted really loudly at that in a very quiet office.
i think ive got the least absorbent skin ever, nothing seems to soak into it, although i do have this blue dot on my wrist that just wont come off, i dont know what it is, should i be worried?
I don't know, ask Dr. Bob.
Do you want to do some kind of skin-swap?
It's probably just a malignant tumour, or if you're really lucky, an alien homing device.
do have a knack of finding me everytime i escape so maybe its that