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its my birthday and im at work. on my own.
birthday. I would offer you companionship to ease your pain, but this is not going to happen. You can pretend I'm hugging you if you want. Mwah.
Happy Birthday Mr Gashwrecker!
Why are you at work on your birthday?
Where are your workmates?
Do people combine your Christmas presents with your birthday presents?
Um Geburtstag viel gluck, Um Geburtstag viel gluck, Um Geburtstag viel gluck, Um Geburtstag viel gluck.
at work - as had day booked off, but then boss' nan passed away so shes got funeral today - no arguments there....
Im on my own, cos I am! everyone else in my office is off....
and often yes they do get join things - but I dont mind really. if they get me anything its a bonus!
smiling faces, not forgotten cos
I'm off to see if I can find an extra big gash for you to wreck.
Here's a virtual cake to celebrate
I had a dream last night I was in a band called Gashwrecker and thought of Gashwrecker. although in my dream, it wasn't your birthday. And I think the band might have actually been called GasWrecker.
But you get my point.
to you both!
I'm not going to type out the lyrics to Happy Birthday in German for you, but it's half dedicated to you...
Like Elton John changing "Candle in the wind" to being for Diana.
Gashwrecker and wishpig! It's my friend's b'day as well today so Happy B'day to him too.
Happy birthday to everyone, even if its not your birthday.
birthday to wishpig
cunt - for having a more offensive name than me. possibly.
are a ruddy liar :P
that directed at?
I'm not calling you a liar, I got you a birthday cake and everything.
feel conned. Now give that half of the song back to Gashwrecker.
really are bored aren't you
I thought I was getting Id'd, again.
and customs has stolen some of my present the big fucks.
wishpig youre more than welcome to bask in some reflective glory if you wish....
To Both Gashwrecker and Wishpig
Don't forget to update you ages in your profiles.
but not the stevie wonder song
to Gashwrecker and Wishpig. And my friend Steph.
you're not 17 at all surely?
I'd have guessed you were about 25.