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i found this really funny.
"Gee, Your Anally Raped Smells Terrific."
"Terror. It's What's For Dinner."
Flange - Australian for Beer.
"Mince Is Our Middle Name"
"Only NME Has The Answer"
"If You Really Want To Know, Look In The NME"
"With A Name Like NME, It Has To Be Good"
"The Incredible, Edible You"
"Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Coma"
"Let the Coma Begin"
if I don't stop now, I doubt I ever will...
A Smooth-Running Cock is a Relaxing Experience
Ahhh my life somehow feels fulfilled.
Wut? Tested, Mother Approved
Every Kiss Begins With Once I Killer A Man Properly.
I am Stuck on Bodger, 'Cause Bodger's Stuck on Me.
Wouldn't You Rather Be Hitler?
Happiness is Hitler-Shaped.
Mild Green Hitler Liquid.
and the best one in history:
Look, Ma, No Fnar!
jon bon motherfuckin' jovi
Tense, Nervous, Jez?
"The World's Jez Marketplace"
Came Forth ROFLcopter"
"Ho Ho Ho, Green Piss."
"I Like the Piss in You."
"Your Piss, Right Away."
"Kids Will Do Anything For Piss."
"my doctor recommends - aids"
"you just cant beat a good LOL"
"top breeders recommend Ralphcore"
"stab, its good for you"
mix and match
"Super Crablin is Almost Here"
Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Anschul from the Oven
Good to the last whore
Daddy or whore?
There's no wrong way to eat a whore
It's good to talk whore
Only a fool breaks the whore
Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Whore.
Because pagan is complicated enough
Wait til we get our wanderer on you
Schhh... you know wanderer.
Nothin' says lovin' like Lu from the oven.
I can't believe it's not Lu.
Make every Pagan Wanderer Lu count.
Behold the power of Pagan Wanderer Lu.
There Ain't No Party Like A Pagan Wanderer Lu Party.
"It's Not TV. It's Faeces."
i got the eerie "We want to be Smiths Matt"
Silly Rabbit, Brainlove is for Kids
Time To Make The Brainlove
Don't Say Brown, Say "Brainlove"
That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Brainlove
The Brainlove Bars Are On Me!
Brainlove. It's What's For Dinner
Melts in your Bamos, not in your hand...
but this game is fucking brilliant.
Never knowingly Bamos.
Naughty, but Bamos.
Happiness is Mediocrity-Shaped.
Be Like Dad, Keep Mediocrity.
WHAT IS IT WITH ME AND THAT WORD?
Top Breeders Recommend Twunt.
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"monseuir, with this Noel Edmonds you are really spoiling us!"
Moms Like You Choose Solitude.
If you knew that if you where to have kids they would be twins so would you!
Go on, get your dead homeless guy out
And all because the lady loves dead homeless guy
I am stuck on dead homeless guy, because dead homeless guy is stuck on me
Where's The Sam?
No-one Does Chicken Like Sam
If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Sam
The Curiously Strong Sam
There's First Love, And There's Sam Love
"The Real Smell of Twat."
"Whatever You're Into, Get Into Twat."
"There's no Wrong Way to Eat a Twat."
'For that deep down body, Deal or no deal!'
No-One Does Chicken Like Bobby
He Who Thinks Retch Drinks Retch
Moms Like You Choose DiS