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for the DiS shindig at the end of the month, are we going to have to buy tickets in advance?
i hope for christmas you get leprosy
How would you like to do a celebrity wrestling bout on stage at On The Rocks the day after?
i plan to take all comers at on the rocks the day after. i will be snapping limbs like twigs
i'm glad you saw sense. we will prevail.
yours evil geniusly
OMG! Seriously, how good would a DiS Royal Rumble be!
Yours a little-too-excitedly
for the DiS shindig at the end of the month can you make sure wishpig is frisked for any kind of face stealing equipment.
i fully intend to frisk robyn
chortle chortle, fnarr fnarr
I hate you. Bristol DiSsers will overwhelm you eventually. When I am king you will be first against the wall.
up and get your ass down here for both January events will you. People are coming from Scotland, Leeds, Nottingham and even KENT. Yes, Kent. So you really have no excuse. So quit your moaning and buy some tickets!
from TUFNELL PARK. it's, like, TWENTY FIVE WHOLE MINUTES away.
Twenty Five minutes?
What on the Slug Expressway?
it just cost me loads to come to london and I'm all poor and stuff.
my grandparents are already dead. but seeing as I love my retarded little cat and don't want her to have to eat 5 year dead old women, I'll do my very best to get there.
Yours terrifyedly (??)
Which one are you talking about? dec 23rd I can't do cause of christmas and all but may be able to arrange some kind of shared lift thing for end of Jan one?
Make sure you come to this one on the Saturday after the Friday DiS one. Word.
ps - everyone else who hasn't signed their names on this - do so! I want to get my register ready for the event. It'll be like school, except with less maths lessons and hairy-lipped games teachers.
coming from NEWCASTLE too!
are you talking about the december one or the january one?
tickets for both are available on www.barflyclub.com
yours unacceptably still drunk and eyeing the alcohol on my deskingly,
Well the 'pig thinks we are. I have no idea about commander "Ho is Kate Adie" cool...
You're a bald-faced liar. December is the best because it has Christmas and my birthday in it.
Yet again, you are wrong. In the face of such over-whelming evidence, you still plough this 'December is best' nonsense. Next time, please think these things through properly, and admit the wishpig and I are correctamundo.
i am stupid. forgive me. i meant january.
You are wrong.
I give you one plus point for using the phrase 'wrongbrains'. However, I am forced to take that point back and slap you in your big wrong face with it because you are clearly delusional.
yours january the twentiethly
You are so wrong that you can't even slap me properly and have mistakenly laid out wishpig, who happened to be in a nearby post at the time.
Now lets put an end to this arguing and call an ambulance.
My birthday falls on the 11'th. It must dazzle and blind you to have been born so close to the greatest DAY OF ALL.
Yours acely and bassly
I'm February 12th. If you continue in this vein, I will ban you.
I have a copy of robynm's 'secret crablin death plans' here on my hard drive. BEware!
calling Kate Adie a ho.
Could you please forward it to the 20th? Only I'm going to the green green grass of home on the 12st.
I promise I will make a prized tit out of myself.
Yours, with ever-growing faith,
when someone is secretly weaving in messages somewhere in the middle of threads. Ahhhhh conspiricy...
Send more ducks,
*that's the only susan I know.
Atkins in accounts?
What do you mean you don't work here??!
an uber in-joke, is it not?
myself some months ago on the music board. I can't quite remember why...
So yes, it's effectively an in-joke with myself.
Why did they reduce my DiS privileges again?
of banning me?
talking to? Have you been at the sherry again? Auntie Tina? Is that you?
I hate being Auntie Tina.
Can't I be Uncle Buck for once?
last male character you played ended up turning into that big orgy of pate and crabsitcks, remember? You need to learn from those mistakes, show some genuine regret for your actions, and then maybe, just maybe, we'll have you out of those ovengloves and suspenders.
i'm fed up of just having to wear leg warmers
nothing like Jane Fonda!
apart from you've both got cat-ravaged faces.
Everybody! Stop! Bamos said
"crabsitcks"...! You know what THAT means!
i've got my broomhandle in my hands as i type this.
and now we've inadvertantly said it THREE TIMES!
Hold on to your hats everyone!
He's the editor and he's banned people for less.
I remember that thread! Someone just typed those letters and we guessed what they stood for. It was ace. Who started it?
Don't go Simon, my dog loves spinach!
Best game since naked Twister