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what are you doing ?
I was feeling a bit cold and alone...
feel warm and wanted this morning. But then I just had a cup of tea and a hug from the fat bird in our office, so that may have helped.
can a man ask for?
I'm freezing and there are only attractively svelte ladies here.
you lucky man !
I clearly have the upper hand here then. Fat ugly women as far as the eye can see, just waiting to envelop lil' old me in their warm welcoming mounds. As restlessboy quite rightly points out, a man should want for little else.
nice way to describe her though.
voluptuous and generous are nicer descriptive words
are indeed much nicer words. But I'm a man who tells it like it is. She's clearly fat, I ain't gonna be politically correct about this.
you're absolutely right.
There's a difference between fat and voluptous...
missing the smut that happened yesterday
the time to eat this morning.
Had to put the 2 kids to the creche before going to work and i was in a hurry.
I'm hungry !
and 3 packets of brown sugar. I've got a nice warm tummy.
Porrage? Porrrrigge? Poridddgeeee?
it's Christmas dinner in the canteen today - I'm gonna be fat.
and then I might kill you :o)
Kasabian = The Hunk?
You're going to Brighton Hunk me to death? Mmmmm.
the Brighton Hunks far more dangerous to you than Kasabian! He'd make you listen to all sorts of emotive music before it killed you!
Anyway just before you pop your clogs, do this, it's fun:
toast and marmalade,
Mushrooms on toast.
An entire can of beans on toast (or so it seemed) and a pot of tea.
bits of toast is that?
with all that food !
triangular halves or 4 full slices.
I wish it was more cos I wanted to have some apricot jam on toast too.
Mushrooms are the devil, and beans are not far behind.
I've just had a bowl of Cheerios.
I'm so hungry...
So not quite working yet!
half an hour early as usual so I had two pieces of toast, chatted to the office junior, finished my Murakami then came straight here.
Now I'm drinking coffee.
What is this place again? Oh yeah... work.
'birds' or 'ladies' in our office....only professional female colleagues.
dance a jig around the office posts?
of bringing soiled posts into the office
It is professional to be politically correct and so a I shall be.
going to try to turn over a new leaf and try to be nice again.
they quite often bring their own posts.
is in our office.
I like her.
Joely Richardson isn't the woman in Fever Pitch but there is a resemblance between the two.
I've just finished Wild Sheep Chase, it was goodbutodd.
It's one of his more normal ones. Have you read The Wind Up Bird Chronicle? Now that's a fucking odd book. Utterly brilliant but weird as hell.
Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World is probably my favourite though.
the Border...is actually my favourite Murakami book although I do think he is a bit over-rated. I didn't think much of Norwegian Wood.
wasn't what i was expecting from a murakami book but i thought it was amazing.
that one yet. Though I've been told it's not like his usual fayre.
Kurt Vonnegut anyone?
got round to reading any Kurt yet but I do want to. What's his best one?
Norwegian Wood is very straightforward for Murakami but I found it to be a bit cheesy.
and breakfast of champions
is brilliant, though I haven't read any of his others.
is bloody strange but very, very good.
that's the one I keep on meaning to read but never do.
The Wind Up Bird Chronicle and Kafka on the Shore. They're all ace though.
I'm hoping I'll get it for Christmas.
Wind Up Bird Chronicle is my favourite.
writing xmas cards to all my clients and workers - papercutting me mouth licking the envelopes in the process.
looks quite rude if you don't read the preceding comment which I havn't
Are you talking to me?