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Help, hello people I'm rather cold :(
woops. I smell of sheey.
of bololcks unfortnuatly
of how rock 'n roll you are.
your sarcasm and it hurts. my hands are red with winter, my ice and filled with glass
I've just never seen a post from you on here that didn't indicate some sort of drink/debauchery combo.
although I'm er sober
i can't stop issing too much coffee i feel sick too much coffee bleh
were you drinking sherry?
Mum loves a sherry!
was concerned you were having some kind of smelly mad granny phase... ;)
wasn't implying your mum was mad or smelly, hannah. Although i do wonder sometimes...
What she ever done to you!
have done more like
she doesn't know about that...
have you love! Knows too much about you!
You can't go around calling people's mum's smelly. Particularly if you've met them!
Hmm, that sounds wrong... :-/
unlike the rest of this thread?
Barry White is possessing my body. Play that saxaphone!
grab my titties
seen my socks?
why you can use socks
i'm rather puzzled.
unless you're in a cold internet cafe.
linbary, i'm locked out lost my walet and keys in an unforutunate episode of camden lock
the hell did you lock yourself out?
you coming over after miss?!
I finish at 5.30 today and not later!
Which tube stop do I need?
I'll be there!
aslep on the numbber 10 bus damit, woke up in piss and spit
you're coping with this better than i would.
Have you got housemates coming back to let you in?
as i banged on the door since 6 this morning i don't think they're in. it's fine i'm enjoying myself
so you can call for help?
have your number
about you is you write exactly as a drunk person speaks, Ive never seen that before, it is very convincing, marvellous, well done, keep it up, you are 'rocknroll' (no sarcasm)
i miss your pervy notes
are you really still drunk, or do you just feel crap?
of drunken debris oof a punk hangover, sickness, herpes and a plan
I texted you Friday when you gave me yours!
Southfields? That's blinking miles away. I'm off work and I could have come to keep you company but that's a long way. :-(
off work! Lucky bugger!
And -claire- is too apparently. I thought I was so special... :'(
I wish I was off work!
nt far. The thing is you have to think, that's quite NEAR to me. Be p to the o to the s to the t to thei to the i to the v to the e1
in South West London or even not from there want to come to a rock n roll/ indie/ sleaze night which will cost you Â£2 with four bands in Putney want to come tonight, let me know. Party at mine after!
A party at yours sounds like an experience!
come babby come baby baby come come
It's my works christmas party tonight.. It's called a night in monte carlo.
ok do i go home or now im here go to my 11 oc lock tutorial amd have a splassh in the toilets/
said lock after your possessions you may loose them
also little known FACT that greek boys in greeek theatre reached there high notes by getting sclongged up the bum. little known fact
now you know, if you ever need to reach those alll important high notes in your fog bannd, you know what to do
technique that assists the high notes, although I wouldn't know, having never been 'sclongged' (not even knowing what it means) would you enlighten us?
Let's talk about something else.
don't pretend you don't know darhling!
chicken licking good
i need to go home quick
How you gonna get in?
i could crash at yours for a bit. listen to a bit of jazz chill and tha.
And at work. Sadly. I'll come and crash at yours instead. I'll bring an Art Blakey LP if you're good.
we can practice singing
Yes - that'd be fun!
i'll help you reach for those high notes
we would appreciate a recording of just how high bobby can sing
balls are still low enough. Perfect.
if bobby does, indeed, come.
-haha a n arousing thought
although its moved now (I think)
the position has moved
yes it has.
could 'intentionally positioning the post' be miscontrued that the post gig sclongging has been achieved?
sccclllonggg will be achieved tonight! Now where's that GHB
ow i was enjoying myself now i wanna go home :(
no it couldn't.
and why is there no one else here?
and some sleazy saxaphone1
das ist gudddddddddddddddd
fuk einen arse harde
quite scary! Best leave them to it I think!
das it watch
I'm watching and on hand to supply you with a replacement post should that one break or wear down.
for the next size up yet?
eich enien fiste
no one else is replying because they all now have a mental picture of what has just passed, and they are probably a bit reluctant to be involved in the storyboard.....me....I'm OK, I'm just an extra who hands you(marilyn) the sclongging post.
Somebody save me!
I've just had a nasty realization of deja vu here
Or you could end up in the slammer.
for the public libary. Just nipping to the toilet.
with a virtual camera. I'm going to post it on the imaginary internet later.
associate terrified with arousal. I think you do to. I think you're excited.
to see you later! xx
I might come along tonight after all. with my imaginary camera.
that what you grow grapes in?
but maybe the french would try that..... would they lyle?
is a dirty boy, wanting to come out with me and marilyn tonight!
I'm in awe, you are magnificent!
is it wrong to have human nature?! The man is a hunter. And so am I.
Aristotle once said...
This has amused me greatly, which is nice seeing that i've been up since a quarter past 5 typing.
I want to to sing like the morning bird
i'm in tears of laughter. and maddening depression, but mostly laughter.
if ever I heard it.
set of posts ready and waiting
what time you coming to London bobby
Well don't tell anyone, but my band has another London gig coming up soon!
baby, we better get rehearsing
now reach for those high notes
poppers. I hear they relax your lower regions.
about this guy who wanted revenge on his thieving housemate so he soaked the guy's pillow in popper and then took him out for a curry and some guinnesses.
Oh Em Gee.
one to remember, and better than my housemate's boyfriend's story: they hated their housemate so much they injected milk into his mattress EVERY DAY for a year. it smelt baaad, apparently.
whats your plan?....did it involve bobby, or has he been assimilated into it?
always involve Bobby. Creekyknees, you have left me concerned and wracked with worry.
must be the quickest growing thread in the history of dis.
you want some plastic action to.
Just say the word and I'll starta-strapping!
I have to go for a bit. And use a payphone.
less time on DiS and more time practcing Greek culture with me.
to have left you wracked with WORRY, why are you worried dear?
Bobby, I would advise you to read 'the bachae' by euripedes before meeting with marilyn.
read 'the bachae' by euripedes before meeting with marilyn.
poor little bobby.
EXCUSE ME! He is highly priviliged. I'll be squeezing his fog horn in no time!
now I understand
I always feel that when an idea is raised you put the process into action,
The ideology of creakness and foghorn.
not creakyness ops
that makes me an 'actuator' I now fit into those corporate personality generalisation things they like to do.
or else that just makes me just literal and boring, not an imaginative ideas person...... never mind I've still got my posts
I hope that was as good for you as it was for me.
No more. What would the neighbours say?
it is true what they say. Lead singers are the/have the biggest cocks!
I overstepped the steppenwolf boundary. I'm sorry. I shall put my tail between my hing legs and amble out at a small pace.
borrrrrrrrrrrn to be wiiiiiiiii-iiiiiilld...
You see the line and you hurdle over it hunny
shurely that's back in the distance, somewhere around post #30...
where it belongs :)
and I snort it.
it up one of the hollow posts
and go sprawling....bloody posts lying all over the place
sale of them......let me just do the time warp
eat your heart out (he cant be this rude, although if you pay close attention I never say anything that is rude in itself)
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
shit! The madness is infectious!
arf arf arf
sub-cultured. AND I LIKE IT!
man, i'm EDGY. I'm street, i'm meaner than your feet
my desk is messy.
the end of high pitched singing has yet to end
imagination. Bending over desk+picking up pen+hmm nevermind.
If someone pulls up to you and drops a pen on the floor don't pick it up..
christmas party. Maybe you can pick up the soap for me another day, BABY FACE
dirty, but in different ways, I was visualising the TYPE of mess on his desk (although I was probably still thinking of your alternative sock usage)
a woman to be doing the 'bending over' imagination rather than the bloke, is that how you see men....vulnerable and ready to be taken advantage of?
women were like that
probably end up dead
many welsh women do you?!
I have heard of their reputation, thankfully I am happily married so I will never find out whether they boil wash their mens socks and then hang them on posts to dry
he said "see men"
WAHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME!? Creaky -you are the acceptable face of vulgarity!
I follow you............................................ nor am I sure that I want to given that Marilyn has only one pair of socks
and should be ready to be taken advantage of, yes. It's a state of mind.
Great tip for you, creakyknees, with the socks. If you don't want anymore kids like.
Dam, I need some clean socks...
I didn't see that coming
over by the "IT'S ALL ABOUT ME" mug.
I was paraphrasing something.
Oh no, don't put it by here mr DiS person.
Ohhh mean, I'm embarrased.
an American expression
Who is out tonight then?
are just a form of mediatization! Yes you you and you! Build me up just to cut me down!
Shame? You talk of shame? Shame on thy unholiness for betraying the trust of a lost soul, perpetrated like Judas to the cross!
This thread has condemned me to hell as it is.
is like sweat weeping from the armpits of Pat Butcher, my mouth is dry like an Eyptian dessert, my mind full of fruitful, undazzling thoughts that grimace in the face of truth!
with an ego that spits like an angry snake, blind to the wise woman...scared by his own sexuality.
quite poetic arn't you, you were at the beginning of the thread too, when drunken words were spilling out....they had a definate poetic quality.....are you welsh?
Sort of. Brought up there most of my life. Born in South Stockholm to a Swedish one eyed-meatballer.
This is the truth.
'the initial shame and then unexpected delight of....'
'the fall and rise and fall and rise of .......'
'grinding the rod into......ABANDON REPLY
I think that we can congratulate ourselves on no animals having been harmed in this thread
I've gone from no to maybe to yes to maybe to no to maybe. it's a long way, and i could really do without still being drunk tomorrow morning.
it would be a highly entertaining night.
is it worth the feelings of guilt, depravity, loneliness and abusedness afterwards?
Of course its worth it!
go on you'd be a fool not to
And we haven't even met!
creakynees is harmless.
Cracks are showing...
less of the harmless
I dont really mean to be rude to you i just tried to post something controversial cos I was shuddering what you would say if you noticed 'cracks are showing' on reflection go ahead fill your socks
why you're sorry. Enraged, engaged by the dying of the light...
and attempt to climb up the drainpipe of the house as everyone's in work...thank you for keeping me company in my time of vunerability.
bout cracks or myspace. Just adding some dis peeps on myspace and wondered which was yours..
and find out ;)
so appears to have a bague sense of sexual imagination. I have to go. Chow chow
I want yopur actions to speak louder than your words
that she wants you to come tonight
, i think i speak for us all here, so do we all, cos we want to know what will happen, although it would be difficult for it to be anything other than an anti-climax now.
what on earth did you mean by 'your father was a one-eyed meatballer' ?
I genuinely do not understand that
if they got cold
once locked himself between the front door, and the 2nd door we have after the porch-bit.
My other housemate once couldn't open an unlocked door. He got me out of bed, just to open the unlocked door.
I'm the only one in the house who hasn't had some kind of door-based calamity.
putney and the party at your house?
have a rabid craving for it
no party. Night out was fine!