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should be made illegal. Anyone else agree?
when people criticise fashionistas, they often splurt some crap about "asymetric haircuts"
when the only real option from an asymetric one is a symetric one.
a centre parting.
or maybe a quif thing.
or a skin head
i think generally they're not talking about the parting, they're talking about the actual cut. i.e. one side longer than the other. or something that actually sends a hardcore diagonal line right across the whole face.
what are "centre partings" ?
im no expert
but something to do with kickoff and wingers running in opposite directions to confuse people.
something to do with the offside rule.
Think i'll stay to the football term...
otherwse, here we have emma watson sporting a rather lovely centre parting:
Look how bad her hair is. JUST LOOK AT IT!
When I started reading Harry Potter I think I was actually younger than Hermione
wrong with that womans face?
i'm a bit scared by her.
and look at this
that hair is very unawesome.
a centre parting.
it's distinctly off to the (our)right
but it's still pretty bad. and FLAT.
the choice haircut amongst nonleague footballers
in the 40s everyone was in black and white.
do you not WATCH television?
i always wanted her shoes, or that horse that changed colour
this is quite funny.
like my centre parting. :(.
are better than side partings...
but yes, both should be outlawed
i meant centre not certain obviously
lets ban hair.
jimmy carr get slapped really hard
on his smug face
seen jimmy carr looking more punchable.
i was thinking of someone who is really, really punchable, but then i looked at that photo..and now i can't remember who i was thinking of. all i can think about is the sound a fist would make when it makes contact with jimmy carr's face.
is more punchable than jimmy carr lets face the facts here
even a real life living person ?
that link makes me think no
few minutes doing that whole symmetrical thingy to peoples faces. it is actually the best thing ever. and i mean EVER.
this is fun.
it's michael portillo.
and yet another reason to hate jimmy carr:
#1689: looks like Michael Portillo when symmetrized.
it's henry rollins :D
...all the pies?
i was talking about this last night. we came to the conclusion that it's the length of the hair that makes the cribs' hair so bad.
if they just let it grow about 2 more inches it'd just be 'long hair' as apposed to 'rubbish ruud van nistelrooy attempt'.
but it wouldn't seem anywhere near as bad.
nobody mentions iggy pop's "centre parting" do they?
it would seem harsh to criticise the hair...