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"Four men were going to lose their lives over some cheese."
what a quote.
I'd be a rubbish criminal. I bet committing pretty much any crime involves running, throwing, or hand/eye co-ordination, doesn't it?
white crumbly cheese is worth at least six lives
what crimes involve throwing? unless you're going to javeling all the bank staff to dead before you rob the vault?
actually there's grappling hooks, but that's a different art i reckon.
i'd be a rubbish cat burglar, i'm way to clumsy and not intimidating enough to hold up a shop or bank, not charming enough to be a conman.
i'd have to stick to money laundering where i don't have to meet people...