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Come and party with me. More bands to be confirmed and stuff.
like a bear
with more hair
than greg kinnear
it makes sense
like painting your fence
or hiding from bullets
in a muddy trench
If you're frightened of squirrels
Better hide y
like a giant pheasant
drinking my beer
won't that be pleasant?
So hit the bass drum
Extra hard, er...chum
As a rule of thum
Yum yum yum
I hope I'm offending
all your sensibilities
like your mum, felicity.
If you're not gonna come
Stick this thread up ya bum
Before you fuck off to Berlin
Where I hope you get kicked in
Berlin is cool
and I ain't no fool
You'll be at On The Rocks
Which is basically for cocks.
and that's in KAPITALS
Because you see
My mam wil be sixty
and my familly
(not that shit on TV)
is a priority,
for this I am sorry.
feel his power, feel his zest
check bamos out, cause he's the best
see him stagger down the street
wibblin' wobblin' what an idjeet
I'll try and stay, and i'll try and come,
But i've got to think of my only son,
they party sound great, and leik totally wack
but if i leave my son, jules will give me a crack
that's no setting in which to raise a child!
and not in a 'bad meaning good' way.
i made a poops
sorry one and all
i'll take the fall
what a fool
thinks he's funny
well let me tell you dummy
you iz lame like a broken horse
ain't dat da truth i'm tellin' of course
if that's the case,
i'm a-comin' down to rock your face
i'll dance like this,
i'll dance like that
i'll hit you on the head with a baseball bat.
people will come from here and there,
to touch old bamos
and feel his hair.
but before the night plays out too long,
he'd better play me my favourite song.
it's not by prince, or even michael J,
it's by a man who came out -
my god, yes, he's gay.
graham norton's greatest hits,
is the only one for me,
i'll sing those songs on the streets
or whilst climbing a tree.
there's a party in camden the night before,
you should also attend that one -
so to be sure,
click the link at the bottom of this post,
i can tell you for a fact that DiS makes a great host.
we'll have DJs and fun,
wishpig and the squirrel one.
in a many-a-way,
january is already looking great,
i might even ponder this whilst i masturbate,
i'm preparing my flow for tonight's crabbycrab show,
down at the tatty bo,
you should come, aye, really should you know.
so here's that link that i promised y'all,
great times ahead to delight and enthrall,
buy your tickets and stand up tall,
then we'll go and shoot some pool.
I will probably attend
My real names ben(d)
Mrs thewarn will also come along
Even though it's very wrong
cos she doesn't post on dis
I know! It's very amiss.
She'll fight my battles,
Herd commandercool like cattles
Who need to be branded
Cos they don't understanded
That I am the ruler
Of Leeds, not you cool(er).
you are truly the biggie to my tupac.
expect a visit from my boys soon.
myself and me mam
we'll bring polythene Pam
that bloke from The Jam
and Telegram Sam
if we all have a cold
fun - it will be not
because we may all end up
DROWNED IN SNOT
Stole my ID
So at Bamos' party
He'll be pretending to be me
But don't get us confused
That would be weird
I am the small one
He's the one with the beard.
[sorry - not much effort put into that one]
anyone respond when I did this?
Why do you all hate me so?
ignore me. i thought this was about barfly.
i shall try to come and get drunk. which won't be hard.
phrase 'GRAPEAPE - Likely' has just made me smiley.