I'm at work. I have to go get something from another department, and on the way, a kind lady holds the door open for me
Only thing is, she's about 20 yards ahead of me. So I feel obliged to jog along so doesn't stand there for ages, but when I get there and walk through the door, we're now too close together walking down a long, quiet corridor. We're the only people there, walking along in silence - her about two steps ahead of me. Why did she hold the door open? Do I not look capable of opening a door myself? She's just made a perfectly avoidable situation rather awkward
And then at lunch, I wander over to the pub and order a large coke
Me: "Just a large coke please"
Barman: "Ah, we've only got Pepsi. Is that ok?
What the fuck?! I wanted to say
"No, actually - it's not ok. And I can't believe you had the cheek to offer me a large Pepsi you piece of scum"
Instead, I said
"Erm, yeah fine"
And THEN this afternoon (although this is more amusing than a moan) I go to walk into the toilet, but as I go to push the door open (not the cubicle - the main door), somebody opens it from inside, resulting in me pushing him in the chest quite forcefully
Thing is, it was OBVIOUSLY accidental, but the prick gave me a dirty look and mumbled something under his breath as he walked away. Next time I see him, I'll push him in the face so he actually has something to moan about