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I've got Noddy milk-chocolate flavour. I'll be having words about this.
I suppose the foil "membrane" is a plus point.
But when I go home on Christmas Eve I get to open the advent calender my Mum makes for me every year!
It has all small presents for every day!
"countdown calendar" which takes me all the way to new year.
but i'm not complaining because i get more chocolate and my mum was good enough not to be getting a nestle one for me.
postman the pat on the front of mine. whats he got to do with christmas?
delivers presents to greendale.
he threatened to kneecap santa if he came.
the mail system's never been the same since royal mail lost their monopoly...
delivers Monopoly via the Royal Mail? It's a Risk just waiting to happen...
Go For Broke, it'll all work out in the end..
they don't have to deliver to THE LOST VALLEY OF THE DINOSAURS or aren't forced to ESCAPE FROM ATLANTIS.
then he'd really be GOING FOR BROKE. Why, he'd get thrown out of his house and have to stay at a HOTEL.
Atmosfear would the hotel have?
(Atmosfear existed right, I'm not just making stuff up now?)
atmosfear about 2 years ago.
scared the crap outta me. the guy on the tv kept on calling me a maggot and then his face rotted off and we won with 4 seconds remaining.
2nd best charity shop by, just beaten by "the news at 10" board game.
Erm.. yes - a GHOST CASTLE.
i just wanted to say that
board games, not second rate comedy shows you FOOL!
i've never had one of these. what are they? are they any good?
Does it make you tilt your head uncontrollably?
got a bell on it and a fat best friend with massive ears.
with Morton, Mags and Paal to get an Advent Calendar - anyone know where I cna get one. I forgot on dec 1st see.
it kind of epitemises leeds does wilkos.
you can get one cheap then, and eat a whole fortnight's chocolate at once.
all my chocolate from last friday to eat tonight when i get in from work :D
It had the following joke:
Q: What happens when you put a snowball in a glass of water?
A: It gets wet
Value for money I'm sure you'll agree.
once dislocated my jaw on a Malteser. That would provide more value for money than a joke like that.
I have never seen a Wilkinsons in London but then again I live in Chelsea
saying that my jaw dislocation was excellent? Because that's just rude.
There's a Wilkinson's in Bromley. True story.
just extremely fragile. Although I like to pretend it was some kind of UBER-MALTESER.
But it wasn't really.
That joke works with anything! Why it's a regular super-joke!
What happens when you push a bus full of trapped and helpless passengers off a cliff?
It gets wet!
What happens when you put a bus full of trapped and helpless passengers in a glass of water?
The AA sent it. Behind today's door; "8 Out Of 10. Did you know on average the AA can fix this many vehicles by the roadside?"
you are a liar. i don't belive you
ok, i belive you. but im not fully convinced
I don;t have an advent calendar to go back to when i get home. Gutted doesn't descibe it. I'm more unhappy at this than United going out of Europe...
trying to go without one for the first year. It's hard.
a Madagascar one, you know, that CGI film with David Schwimmer voicing a Giraffe.
SCRABBLE about trying to find one now...
a Celebrations one.
The Snickers to Galaxy Truffles ratio is way too high :(
used to knit me an advent calendar every year which rocked.
that when I was a nipper and I got Advent Calenders I used to break into them and eat the chocolate.