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MC CRABBYCRAB DEBUT LIVE SHOW, THIS FRIDAY

crablin [Edit] [Delete] 34 replies 18:33, 7 December '05

MC CRABBYCRAB
(w/ DJ Olly Scholar)
9th December 2005
The Tatty Bogle, Kingly Court, Carnaby Street

As part of the inaugural CUNT club this Friday night at London's debauched Tatty Bogle members-only club in the fashionable Soho district, the freshest new MC around takes the stage to the beats of his DJ Olly Scholar to freestyle and spoken word his way through your favourite beat-driven hip-hop-top-shop madness in his inimitable and sexual fashion.

Formerly of popular beat combo Cultural Ice Age, MC CRABBYCRAB has honed and developed his rhyming skills to the level where they can no longer be contained.

The Tatty Bogle is a members-only club, you must sign-up 48 hours before the event, so go now to http://www.thetattybogle.net to get free membership and experience a new development in hip-hop majesty.

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live in leeds and have christmas parties to go to. can the show be released on DiS records? I'd buy that for a dollar.

keiths_tele | 7 Dec '05, 22:03 | X
- a new zealand dollar?
  
  crablin @keiths_tele | 8 Dec '05, 11:34 | X
  - I'm free on Friday
    
    could I be tempted by this. Could I?
    
    prole-art-threat @crablin | 8 Dec '05, 11:37 | X
    - it would be funny
      
      if you reviewed it for DiS.
      
      crablin @prole-art-threat | 8 Dec '05, 11:38 | X
      - Not that he's suggesting you do,
        
        or anything...
        
        ;)
        
        BobbyGrindrod @crablin | 8 Dec '05, 11:39 | X
        
        Ican't work out if yr being sarcastic there Crabbers
        
        I've had a few days off so my bullshit detector is having difficulties
        
        We live in post-modern times, don't we?
        
        prole-art-threat @BobbyGrindrod | 8 Dec '05, 11:41 | X
        
        just do it. who even are you?
        
        crablin @prole-art-threat | 8 Dec '05, 11:52 | X
Dammit

I would SO go to this if I was on London on Friday.

Poo.

Darcy | 8 Dec '05, 11:58 | X
- write it
  
  prole should definately write a review.
  
  "A hushed silence falls across the room as the lyrical gangsta takes to the stage his DJ poised to play some savage beats.." etc
  
  ah, go on!
  
  keiths_tele @Darcy | 8 Dec '05, 12:51 | X
  - If Crabbers is serious then I will do so
    
    with my pen and other things - but I hate hip hop - what do I do?
    
    prole-art-threat @keiths_tele | 8 Dec '05, 12:56 | X
    - laugh at me
      
      lots.
      
      crablin @prole-art-threat | 8 Dec '05, 12:57 | X
      - so my review
        
        will read like the chorus of the 'Laughing Policeman' or the chorus of 'We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful'??
        
        I sent you a PM. its not v.exciting
        
        prole-art-threat @crablin | 8 Dec '05, 13:09 | X
        
        no
        
        you didn't
        
        crablin @prole-art-threat | 8 Dec '05, 13:10 | X
        
        oh yes I did
        
        is it pantomime season already?
        
        prole-art-threat @crablin | 8 Dec '05, 13:18 | X
        
        I sent
        
        Crablin a PM as well. He didn't reply. He hates us Prole :(
        
        bamos @prole-art-threat | 8 Dec '05, 13:19 | X
        
        I blame the weather
        
        its one of those days that just makes you feel like Philip Larkin getting locked out of his semi after an gruelling day hating people at the library
        
        prole-art-threat @bamos | 8 Dec '05, 13:25 | X
        
        That's because
        
        I didn't have answer for you yet bambam.
        
        But I will by the end of today. ULTRA-LOL.
        
        crablin @bamos | 8 Dec '05, 13:26 | X
        
        Next time I see you
        
        I'm going to open my mouth wide, and kiss you full on your pretty indie-boy face. Or maybe just, liek, shake your hand or something in a manly professional way. Or something.
        
        bamos @crablin | 8 Dec '05, 13:27 | X
        
        Let's do both
        
        That way we can please both Nazis and gays. My two favourite social groups.
        
        crablin @bamos | 8 Dec '05, 13:29 | X
        
        For a minute I thought you
        
        meant me - that was a close one
        
        anyway Bammy I hate you for not recommending us for the People's Choice - I'm mortally wounded and offendedx10 and no amount of Orbit and mouthwash will heal these wounds
        
        was really pleased Crouchy scored on Saturday
        
        prole-art-threat @bamos | 8 Dec '05, 13:30 | X
        
        Are your
        
        fingers on autopilot or something? I'd love to know how your train of thought actually works! Of course I'd love to see you play at the DiS thing, especially as Bomb Factory are playing my night the night after - best of both worlds!
        
        bamos @prole-art-threat | 8 Dec '05, 13:35 | X
        
        no one has been up for it yet
        
        so shut up your moaning you FREAKS.
        
        GET AAATA MY AAAAAAAAORFICE
        
        crablin @bamos | 8 Dec '05, 13:37 | X
        
        does that mean
        
        "get out of my orifice" in cockney?
        
        commandercool @crablin | 8 Dec '05, 13:39 | X
        
        yes
        
        it does. wanna makes something of it?
        
        crablin @commandercool | 8 Dec '05, 13:39 | X
        
        You
        
        lookin at my pint?
        
        Or something.
        
        What are you on about Crablin? Have you taken Prole's FingerAutoPilot Juice?
        
        bamos @crablin | 8 Dec '05, 13:40 | X
        
        the only thing i want to make
        
        is sweet, sweet love.
        
        commandercool @bamos | 8 Dec '05, 13:42 | X
        
        how much will it cost me?
        
        crablin @commandercool | 8 Dec '05, 13:43 | X
        
        enough beer
        
        so i can't feel the stubble burn.
        
        commandercool @crablin | 8 Dec '05, 13:44 | X
        
        I thought you said get out of my Office
        
        in the finest Somerset tradition
        
        prole-art-threat @crablin | 8 Dec '05, 13:53 | X
        
        it was more of a simpsons quote
        
        in reference to the 138th anniversary episode, where their depiction of matt groening has him shouting said phrase in that accent.
        
        crablin @prole-art-threat | 8 Dec '05, 14:06 | X
        
        as a Simpsons Expert
        
        (GVNQ, University of Bloxwich, 2000) I dont recall that quote in Episode 38 but I will take your word for it as men with beards still unsettle me
        
        prole-art-threat @crablin | 8 Dec '05, 14:10 | X
        
        crablin is correct
        
        mr groening is portrayed as a crazy bald man with an eye patch shouting at whoever is holding the "camera". i seem to remember he shoots at the camera as well.
        
        guntrip @prole-art-threat | 8 Dec '05, 14:31 | X
        
        I was only half joking
        
        may the best man win and all that stuff -Random is the only person who 'vouched' for us! - anyway I hope we can still be partners - I mean in the box - Mobile Disc Jockeys 4eva
        
        Yes my fingers are mental today. Mental As Anything
        
        prole-art-threat @bamos | 8 Dec '05, 13:38 | X
NO WAY

Like, Cultural Ice Age meant nothing to me. Just looked at my list of records though - you did a split single with Miss Black America yeah? YEAH?

I OWN IT, MOTHERFUCKER!

WOW. Liek, amazing.

bamos | 8 Dec '05, 15:35 | X

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