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The only female smurf. A gangbang every night?
totally innocent. i have no idea. do they even HAVE sex? i mean, they're blue! does that mean they're dead? is it necro sex? awesome.
Everyone knows that Smurfette is Gargamel's evil spy.
Man I've watched that movie too often.
talking to some friends about this the other day and someone said the smurfs had something to do with communism i.r socialist men under a red father. Google it, I kid you not.
smurf jiz is?
I'd hazard a guess at blue
have all put too much thought into this.
Smurf Communism web page.
I think its all a load of twaddle.
i never put it in the ass as above posts have suggested i resent these.
seeing a video feat the Smurfs called "Papa Smurf can I lick your ass"
I can't look at the Smurfs anymore.
Memories of Sunday's at my Grandma's RUINED!!!!
Eh, she's a biyatch anyway.
He came up with a cutting and brilliant reason for it all. I can't remember it though, so it probably wasn't sexual.
First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, well, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those tiny, white pants. It's just so illogical, about being a Smurf, you know? I mean, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
There it is
my ass is nay saggy! it is fruity and ripe whilst yours is riddled with cellulite and tastes of metal