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Is it really possible to swim around in a massive "pool" of money?
as long as your balance is good!
And the stock market stays afloat.
you would have to watch for booms as well.
But Scrooge wouldn't have been string enough to do it.
Notes'd be easier too
However, Mr McDuck would take a high-dive into his money. This would probably lead to broken bones, maybe death.
He could have slid THROUGH the coins
String a wonderful thing,
Everyone knows it's stringy...
he should have put all that money in an ISA or a high interest account.
But no, you can't.
Can everyone stop talking about Scrooge McDuck.
And he didn't wear trousers.
"I'm going diving in Vault 182-B" or some such, and I always thought "if he's got 181 odd other vaults just like that one, why doesn't he put them all together and make it well good?"
The guy's clearly a pratt.
doesn't have to spend money on trousers
I must spend at least Â£120 on trousers a year. What a waste.
never bought trousers for Huey, Dewie and Louie as well... *enter paeodphile joke here*
What's blue and fucks children?
Me, in my lucky blue suit.
That's a great sick joke...
is a very disturbing idea. Imagine it - drowning in coins. I'm sure I've had nightnmares about that.
who said about that kid from their school who was working on some farm for work experience and climbed up this big pile of grain, only to slowly sink into it and die? Apparently it took a few hours.
That gave me nightmares for ages.
only all coppery and sweaty. Ugh.
S'what the sits named after apparently...
Should be the more affluent version of this website.
Perhaps it could launch with a set of commerative coins, or a carridge clock.
worst thing to drown in?
Dammit! A big pile of grain that you're slowly sinking into is the worst thing to drown in. Who was it who was talking about that?!?!?
I suppose you'd at least have the comfort of knowing you had reached a certain level of success.
drowning in maggots might be worse.
posing as a Quaker to protect a kid who was witness to a mafia killing? anyway, some guys at the end of the film come to the farm to kill him and one of them ends up getting grain poured all over him and drowns.
Struggling or breath as you died. But it would be tickly...
cos they'd keep hatching and then you'd have to try and drown in a fly death pit, which would probably be just really annoying
but it's not drowning in grain though is it?
DROWNING IN GRAIN WINS!
drowning in silly putty?
maggots is well worse.
that came in a little pot with real ghostbusters toys? Don't drop it on the carpet, mind!
to anyone who can remember who talked about that kid who drowned by climbing up the mound of grain.
Anyway, you can't drown in silly putty. You'd just make an indentation at the top.
He's right you know.
but it'd be a massive indentation wouldn't it? Probably right down to the bottom. And then you couldn't get out.
I used to roast coffee beans in my Saturday job, and why they were done they were all lovely and warm. I always wanted to swim in them.
It was sean (or maybe crablin) i answered you up there!!! send the points here!
till your claim is confirmed Sunny Jim.
I don't know what the thread was called but i am right
But can;t find the thread. The DiSers in ten words is quality. I get a good write up from Patricide which I'd missed so ta.
And you still owe me points. And everyones ignoring the no pictures thread which makes me nostalgic...
it WAS sean
is an absolute legend.
There aren't mant people who could cope with those three litle shits he called his nephews.
*there are many people.
I've made a right mess out of this haven't I?
yes you have.
Shall we go back to talking about grain?
He said "everybody!"
No days. Just seven nights.
I said "What am I gonna do in the days?". He said "Do what you like just don't go near Puerto Rico".
He said "which part?"
I said "all of me"
Here's my favourite:
'Nikola Tesla donâ€™t get no respect. He invented Alternating Current electricity all by himself.'
In high school, when the other kids were dissecting frogs?
He was opening flies.
When I was born, the doctor slapped my mother!