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Let's have a DiS karaoke night.
I'll do a Dolly Parton song - Jolene or 9 to 5
*steps on stage*
'Laydeeeez and Gentlemen, I would like to sing a special song for you. Please, get on the tables and dance to....'
*rips into the opening verse of 'Animal (Fuck Like A Best) by W.A.S.P*
I'm not saying a word...
There's probably a time and a place for comedy spelling mistakes like that. I'm not sure this is it...
Lost In Translation stylee?
I'd be up for that!
supposed to be great but only 8 people max!
not Max. But thanks for trying...
well if we got 2 rooms that's probably be cool. I doubt more than 16 people would end up coming?
We probably couldn't do that til after xmas anyway...we tried to book up one for work xmas do and they were fully booked :(
knock a couple of walls through.
build your own impromptu karaoke studio. Guerilla Karaoke!
sometimes called busking...
doesnt have the same appeal... particularly in this weather. however there's profit to be made..
I won a bottle of champagne once for performing Dexy's 'Geno' (with actions)
I'd like to do 'ex-cowboy' by Mogwai and 'e-musik' by Neu!
"Prole is a Big Gay Frenchman" by Darcy. Always goes down well!
half of you bastards can sing tho can't you?! It's no fun if you can sing..
There's a Chinese restaurant in Marylebone with a karaoke room downstairs, could squeeze about 20 of you in there! It's got a pole and everything.
I will probably do Strangers in the Night.
I am of course referring to the song, I won't literally do strangers in the night.
The Girl From Ipanema then?
You can do New York New York if you want
Get over it.
I might settle for Mack the Knife.
Sinatra did it in the 80s
Mack the Knife but I prefered it when Ella Fitzgerald sung it.
when I do it.
As Frank points out during his reading.
Okay, come on Marco on three...
but always sing badly at karaoke...anyone taking it seriously needs to take themselves to the X-factor auditions!
failing that, put me down for some Tammy Wynette, Patsy Kline etc.
I'll take care of the mandatory Robbie Williams 'Angels' and Radiohead 'Creep'.
saw me get threatened by some Geordies after my rendition of 'Cheer Up Alan Shearer' in a bar in Greece when I was 18, and another saw me as Baby Spice. Neither of which are particularly happy memories for me.
Though I'll happily do a karakoe rendition of 'Oh! How The Dogs Stack Up' by Mogwai
I might do a Yokozuna number.
It'll inevitably turn into a brawl for the microphone as people get more drunk with 20 of you yelling Summer Lovin at each other by the end of the night....
not do the dancing actions in that top!
at a karaoke night, I was awesome and just as I handed the mike over I collapsed. You can tell how much I drunk...
I have a mate who loves karaoke and will be up on the stage doing several Elvis numbers.
if you try to do the whistling bit at the end of wind of change by the scorpions at karaoke, it just comes across as blowing noises.
also, it's impossible to laugh and whistle at the same time.
once did pretty vacant and was then slyly nominated into doing reach by s club 7. it was a great and he even managed to out the little shit who had put his name forward. "vote bistram for lgb"