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So here's the deal.
I need to go.
And the water in this part of Kensington is off.
Um, what the heck do I do?
exterminate the ants
FERTILISE the plants.
Pull down your pants and spiflicate the ants.
i despair, really.
this is the only time I've been inclined to shake my head at you Diver.
If DiS was a melodrama i'd be saying 'why WHY?!' Since it's more like a comic book there's a speech bubble over my head.
the speech bubble above Patricide's garbled head read: Why Diver Why?!!!
you'd seek suggestions.
if he's wearing Shaterpillar boots. Fnar. Doc Fart-ins?
then post it to the water board and get them to deal with it. After all, it's their fault you're in this situation.
Doesn't flush, and the plumber is sulking at us...
Is funny sometimes.
Is so civil that Mike can't have a poo if the water's broken. It's just so funny. People dislike shit to extent that they've made special machines in every house that whisks it away in seconds. And when the machines are broken, there's nowhere to have a shit. What if the water went off indefinitely?
Fidel said the other day: every civilised country is only three meals away from anarchy.
I'm not sure today's western humans would survive in the wild.
except Ray Mears of course, who would live on sphagnum moss
chase down a stag and rip out its throat with my bare teeth if I had to. I do it naked too then tear off the beast's skin and wear that.
when you play Russian and you wipe out all the other tribes before 0BC and you get that great montage behind your wall of all the other rulers looking really pissed off at the point you wiped them from the face of the earth.
Then you go and drink vodka and, 'Da!', it is good.
I don't what I was on yesterday
Patricide: Then Diver there's only one thing to do.....you must fight it.
Why on earth has it been turned off in an entire area?! That seems to show a lack of consideration for people. How long will the water be outed?
bands around the bottom of your trousers mate.
get on a 73 with B.George
can really be corked - in the 'gone off' sense
wine (like a nice full bodied Sovae) needed time to breathe? I care not as i am not a huge wine fan. I must prefer beer. and joints!! Im a sophisticated :) *burp*
did you tell your dad that you needed a dump?
or was he a toilet attendant?
"Not in my name!"
(hope no one beat me to that reference)
Gonna have to go to M&S.
but our water in our entire fucking county is diseased.
fucking sheep shit in the reservoire and we've all got "crypto splaline" or some crap.
god its actually pretty fucking terrible out here.