Those nice people at EMI have compiled a list of questions to enable you to find the ideal present for you or your friends this Christmas. How nice. I've just done it and, for future reference, the people at EMI think I should be receiving: A Coldplay T-Shirt, the Live8 DVD, and a Doctor Who DVD boxset. If I receive these things, I may go on a killing spree on Boxing Day, and spend the rest of my life behind bars. All because of EMI. Major labels are bad, kids.