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Men or women. Who can gross me out the most (It doesn't take much mind)
But please restraint on the predjudiced front.
be crude just for the sake of this thread. Come online around 2am tomorrow night. Then you'll see.
How do you get a gay gay to shag your girlfriend?
Shit in her cunt.
(nicked from B3ta)
it for Chris_Budget didn't you?
this could become awkward.
shitting in the cunt was the 'done' thing. Oh dear.
Neither but men are more into gross out owing to women being encouraged to have an idea of etiquette and being a lady. Archaic stuff.
you're gay, gay.
Darcys joke has already grossed me out enough, thank you, OK this was a stupid thread to start. It was just cos of the chris budget porn thing...I feel so foolish
the thing that springs to mind in the gross-out stakes...
A friend years ago who worked at an old peoples home was grumbling about how he had to spend New Year's eve pushing back in an Octogenarian's prolasped rectum.
Another friend asked "What - did you use your fingers?"
To which he replied "of course I did! How else am I supposed to do it?"
The friend later confessed to me that it was a lie - he was supposed to do it with his (gloved) hand but actually he used the end of a broomstick 'cos he said is was so disgusting.
somehow it seems more disgusting that he used a broom handle than his own hand - weird eh..
way does he win.
maybe next time you'll think first creakyknees
have your friend's number? Does he do home vists?
a very crude guy in my halls called Pete the Meat, he walks into a room and just starts going on about farting, anal sex, "getting some wet" etc.
The other day he walked into my room, farted, and then proclaimed "OOh I better wipe my arse now!"
take a broom handle to his arse.
thats better thats the sort of crude humour that makes me smile...
.I am shocked at you darcy what would Mrs Darcy think of you saying things like you did with youre opening gambit on this thread?
She's cruder than he is.
hey thats how it goes
hes forever in children
explorin their holes
you better be told
he'll even fuck a coalhead
like yr brutha Calzone
<sung to osbournes song>
a difference between crude and insulting.
that the predjudice be withheld
yeh, was just about to make a retraction. just read it. oh well.
just dont say im racist.
been quite polite this week. I am detoxing basically because I got myself into alot of trouble last week.
But I'm FUCKING BORED with drinknig bloody water, and these cigarette patches are hurting my wee blonde arm hair :( Someone be crude and cheer me up. Please!
who send dirty notes shall cometh forward and proclaim their dirty, pondering minds, and display them for the world to see! Expose yourselves!
do you mean me?
I only asked how you slung your bass
Even your photo is funny.
you look weird or owt. Oh dammit we've had this conversation...
how you have it.
Yeha you kind of encouraged people to do what you didn't want hence comedie racist posts and people who should use abandon reply not doing so. I despair of this site sometimes.
sometimes I am stupid
are comfortable with your body?
I am a bit stupid...I say lots of nice things in the god thread and overdose on niceness so I start a stupid crude thread and flirt a bit because I'm not really that nice, and want you all to know it but that is stupid.
Stupid stupid stupid stupid.
(Bangs head on wall repeatedly)
Oh is that blood?
but still banging away, down to the bone now, euphoria is just 42 bangs away
(gay gay = very gay)
lowly excuse for a thread!
at Reading, and my mate Andy was preparing our dinner in the tent. He opened the flap and said "Dinner is served". And on the plate was a runny shat that he had shit on in the tent...actually on the plate. Oh and I drank my own piss at Reading, and it took me about five swigs to realise that it was not White Lighting that was in the bottle.
That's not crude though really. That's just humans doing human things. I have lots of cum stories. But I need a drink first.
The other week I was in Co-Op with the girlfriend. There was a member of staff stocking the shelf. I picked up 2 items, and loudly asked my Girlfriend "what would you rather? A Muffin or some Cheesy Baps?"
When I was in Africa we used to have arse hour, where we'd all discuss how our respective faeces had been that day. It's how we bonded.