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this is just a test
I'm waiting for someone to type f.uck (without the full stop) and then stop him from viewing this thread.
let's see how risque we can get before he can't see it anymore.
do have an advance on massive balls?
I'll advance on your massive balls, (then I nearly stopped myself but couldn't).
I'll raise you a tit.
and raise you a giant pecker.
was to test if the word 'head' was porn enough to block him
surely even the word head is not allowed on his machine - that's ridiculous
just spell them wrong.
Like say, cnut.
better not mention the town of scnuthorpe then ;)
when i was at school that place of blocked for being too rude
well let's be fair, if there's one town that should be blocked for being offensive to the eye it's going to be Scnuthorpe
our email system security was increased an any email with Essex, Middlesex or Sussex in was blocked.
not because of their names, it's because they're all lame places. I'm going invent an email filter that blocks any mail from Penge, Dudley, Glossop and Bradford.
Lincoln, Derby and Bromley while you're at it.
is not lame. You take that back, before I put Qatar and UAE on this new filter.
I don't email my family much anyway.
is a lame place.
as is dragonsville in north yorkshire. don't be put off by it's exciting name.
bunny is pretty crap too, less rabbits than i expected.
forget Slough, Huddersfield and London
is in MASSIVE letters on the signpost by that roundabout. Which always amuses me.
you had too many e-numbers this afternoon JB?
and you're about right.
He has them with milk in the morning instead of frosties...I've seen him.
of a tattle tale really aren't you Darcy?
When Ricicles introduced those GROSS little bits of foam that were supposed to marshmallows? It put me right off. But I really liked ricicles so I used to pic them out. But then you could still taste that taste in the milk even if you did pick them out.
Testing times, my friends, testing times.
cereal had those in and it was THE BEST.
Lucky Charms specifically for the Marshmellows....I used to save them till the end and eat them all at once. good times!
Parsefone - I'm performing a public service...people NEED to know.
omg where do you get that
i had it for a period of only about 3 months. and i got it from safeway in headingley. which is now a somerfield.
so what you're saying is, Somerfield are the ones behind this sudden and mysterious absence of pokemon cereal?
existed for about 3 years after the disappearance of the pokemon cereal, then was turned into a somerfield.
fairly conclusive to me
as in the sound of disgust, i hasten to add....not the noise I would make if that were going on....which it isn't
between "anal fisting" and punching someone in the bumbum?
threads.....apart from his privates (as my son calls them)
Are men always so much cruder than women?
of anal fisting, why are men obsessed with fucking women up the ars?
and I never have
that I've revealed something rather too personal there, even though its a negative
a double negative
like it could be a touchy subject with marilyninthesky....
In answer to the Q I have no idea why.
but I do know this
it's -5 degrees and as black as midnight here in Stockholm (we're only 1 hour ahead) and I have to go out in it.
I hate the swedish winter time
There's your answer marilyn
It's a good job I wore my corset for I fear my sides have split
GOOD one PARsefone!