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I sort of am. Anybody want to go to a press release in Harley Street on my behalf this afternoon? Free champagne. No? Fine.
a bit far, besides... i'm V busy as you can see.
I am here but will soon have to go teach teenagers about careers in the public services. No champagne or even squash. Want to swop?
I can lecture teenagers. Unless they ask questions back. They don't ask questions to they? If so, it's a no. I have a strict 'never talk to teenagers' policy in real life, as I have a very real fear of being happy-slapped.
It's for the launch of some guys new cosmetic dentistry centre, and the woman in charge of organising us press types is a 55-year old nympho.
Now I picture that woman as Mercy from Funland, is she in a wheelchair?
Although if she touches my arse one more time, there is a very real possibility that I'll kneecap her.
I have an exam on motivation at 10. The irony of this is already beyond a joke. 35 Mulitple Choice Questions and one essay from a choice of 5...any takers?
I want to be a press type and go to swanky do's!
I'm tired though.
it's my last day at my current job today... the chances of me doing any work are very very slim.
i'm fired though.
We're dropping like flies.
You mean all you lot are highly paid media types?? I suddenly feel like the lowest of the low!
Must find poor people.
I'm looking for jobs, again. But this afternoon and tomorrow I will be a receptionist for a concrete company. It's what I've always dreamed of...
I have no job. I am a student. Money pours out but no money is coming in. It makes me sad.
but i'm busy... and i'm poor
i'm not sure they are taking people on anymore, but they do it through temp agencies. Who are you with again?
I am a poorly paid media type.
It's both good and bad, like a double-edged sword or similar.
For I am here, like a ghost in the mist caressing your aching foreheads with my large spiritual hands
just made me do laughing spit on my monitor.
Never a chore!
but not for long !