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my schools mill bandf has just been invited to play there on may 17th
In other news, I should stop quoting Peep Show.
What's a mill band?
a band composed entirely of people who bear passing resemblances to pepper mills. Or Pebble Mill. People who look like BBC buildings. Like Martin Keown, or Mick Hucknall.
they'd play instuments like the milkophone, the milk horn and the mini-milk.
Whaddabout a milk-flute. Milk flute! Geddit? Like milk float? No? Ok. I'm sorry.
I like the idea of a milk horn though.
of milking your mini, bamos
That's what I call me little sister. And you ain't milking her. Unless she agrees, then you can milk away.
This conversation may have taken a turn for the worse.
where i get offered someone's sister for milking purposes is a good thing in my book.
Amazon is sold out. Must have been those great reviews.
'Pulls no punches!' Ray Gray, Warrington 9/10
'Talks utter bullshit!' Steve Stevens, Bury 9/10
'I'm so proud of my son for this honest portrayal of jokes that should never be told in public!' Mama Commandercool, Leeds 10/10
i'll milk your horn!
...but i won't.
dirty minds think alike.
and he goes to a military school so we must assume it was written with military precision.
I wonder what a 'bandf' is? The 'mill' is the easy part. Anyone speak one of those more Germanic languages?
No. I once went to Germany though. They use the word 'nein' for 'no'. Draw from that what you will.
that you know very little German.
a very little German. His name is Hans. We call him six hans, which is very very bad German/horse pun based on his height.
please make a joke about little Germans. It's begging for it.*
*not the little German, the message.**
**I don't know what I'm talking about now.
Or else the joke doesn't really work, Shirely?
thats what i thought he meant.
think about it: a band of milfs. oooooooh
"Distasteful." - Saddam Hussain
"Below the belt." - Chris Morris
"Sickening" - Bernard Manning
sorry about that tedmaul.
i can't see those reviews. my eyes are clouded by images of Susan Kennedy playing with her flute*
* altho she would not pass the eX-factor auditions... since she's a GILF!**
**submit reviews please
bamos handles all Neighbours lesbian posts.
long live the king!
to handle some lesbian neighbours...
is military band i.e. marching band in uniform and lords cricket is Englands ground for cricket. they are playing sri lanka or pakistan on that day.
If you'd have said that at the start we could have avoided this whole short German/lesbian neighbour/sister milking chaos.
is "German/lesbian neighbour."
this thread has ruined me.
DiS should have ruined you by other dirty posts? anyway colonel_k. your a colonel how come you don't know.
I hereby resign.
colonel chris? well im already a corporal.
you're full of sass tonight.
i like that in a soldier.
at ease. i hereby re-instate you as your original rank of colonol as you seem up to the challenge. you were wrong to resign. Keep at it man!
colonel will march off in quick time..by the left..quick march.
i'm not colonol_k
but i can see how it would be confusing:
i'm only surprised that it's taken this long to happen
are you a commander as in the navy commander then? i wander? yes i am also surprised it has taken such a long time to happen. oh well its happened now. let that be the last.
we have a little DiS army emerging. now, where's sergeantpeppers* and soldiersister*.
*may not be actual users.
i shall check the stores booklet....anyone wishing to be in the DiS army report to stores tomorow for full kit issue.
i ahve a rememberance rehearsal tomorow!! it will be okay i suppose.
improve your DVD collection though if you keep that in your mind as you aimlessly wander around HMV later.
oh ya, saugen sie ja meine brust
It's like a spinning kaleiodscope of German MILFs called Chris, and I don't like it at all.