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Because the jungle is massive
why do elephants have springs on their feet?
so they can jump up trees and rape monkeys
From a christmas cracker?
I told this joke to lots of people and only three people thought it was funny. The world at large are morons.
many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?
You wouldn't know, man! YOU WEREN'T FUCKIN' THERE!
Because the "bee" "sting"
i got that joke.
Because the tree "leaves"!
Because the man is busy "fishing"!
Are you sure you aren't thinking of this joke?
Why could the nuclear power plant not achieve nuclear fission?
Because the plant operator had gone fission (fishing)!
Because he kneaded a poo.
Q: Why did god create Britney Spears?
A: So he could have a sure fire way of transporting silicone into hell.
Because garage is sick
ok that didn't really work the same :)
Why did Lassie cross the road?
To curl one out.
this joke made Monday morning seem less painful, thank you sir!
Gentle Ben: Knock Knock
Local resident: Who's there?
Gentle Ben: Gentle Ben
Local resident:Gentle Ben who?
Gentle Ben: ROOAAARRRRR!!!