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now they can be a head fuck can't they!
when a girl puts "XXX" on one text and then "xx" in the next text?! i get that same feeling of failure!
i got four x at the end of a text message today.
does that mean she wants to shag me?
Now go and try it on with her
I got a 'XXXXX' one day, the next day I was dumped.
FUCKING TEXT MESSAGES KISSES
actully i think it was ony 5 kisses.
each girl has their own logic. Maybe, if she hasn't put any on the end before. Although 4 does sound slightly scary...
she sent me one this morning saying "i told you you're cute"
pretty_vacant won't be happy.
that's more of a clue that she wants to shag you than the kisses, in fairness.
you've got a girlfriend! ; D
do you think i should shag her if i get the choice?
You will get AIDS and die.
for making me regurgitate milk out of my nose.
she put it at the end of texts to everyone like one of my friends does.
expressing feelings by text is about as sensible as doing it online = the message never comes across right
What does xoxoxoxooxoxoxox mean?
on what planet !
it means 'hugs and kisses'. So, platonic.
Girls send out really mixed messages... hmm.
don't hold me to this and make any relationship decisions! I'm not speaking for all girls here...
haha, sounds like some sort of leagl statement.
All girls have a secret language.
Besides it would make things a whole lot easier if DiS ran my relationship. I wouldnt say stupid things.
ask me some questions you want to know about girls, I'll tell you the answer.
does tanwen like me? : D
if so, yes.
she's welsh but i can't be picky.
probably like you even more if you spent less time on DiS, and more time getting her to like you.
You would use your secret girl network and tell her.
I learned the hard way.
the girl network is thorough. We've got files on all of you.
What does mine say?
Bamos's? Rock and Roll Massacre's?
Fullerov - "he's emo, girls, so try not to break his little heart"
Bamos - well, he's been taken off the list, due to having a serious lady. But it did say "looks super-macho, drinks girly drinks"
Rock and Roll Massacre (he's going out with PV, right?) - "has silly dilemma, even when he has a hot girlfriend. Silly man"
I overplay this whole emo thing. Wait till i get my tattoo. Then i will be Tattoo Boy!
tattoo be of, emo tattoo boy?
Your name with a heart around it...
you don't !
but it's in French, so I need someone to translate it...
This one has a wife and children. Sadly out of the game.*sigh of deep frustration and longing*
i'm waiting !
il est beau, mais il resemblent un chien tristesse
but then my A was liek, 7 years ago. That makes me feel old...
all that made me laugh...
Congratulations girls and guys...
asthmatic laugh !
Looks like a bass line by Sum 41.
Sent his girlfriend a dirty text while she was in Belgium, and somehow accidently sent it to her mum instead
Which is brilliant. But poses the question: Why did he have her mother in mind when writing a kinky message?
what a stupid idiot
it was julie and then julie's mum next to each other and so he pressed ok too early or too late when he was scrolling through the names
he's innocent and doesn't like saggy sally!
But, the plot thickens when you realise that his girlfriends name in Mikki, and her mum is saved under 'Kim'
She does stuff like that as well!
I am becoming emo over this stuff to the power of 10.
of writing a book on the psychology of text messaging, you know do's and don't's, interpretations of various symbols, whether a text message means she actually wants to sleep with you etc, i feel these are important areas that need covering, it would sell well, just need to find a publisher
I would buy it.
or I could just pick up the phone and call the girl and see what she really thinks!
never do that! thats like writing your own epitaph
is probably right ... that seems like a real potential end of friendship awkward moment
dont trust me iv had one to many emo moments to be a good advisor
better not bother,
"what do the kisses at the end of your message mean? Do you love me? Do you hate me? Am I too emo?" this is probably not a good idea.
But maybe you could phone her or liek actually see her in REAL LIFE and then you might be able to figure out if she likes you.
ask a girl the first part...
"theres i know we'v known each other for a little while and theres something iv been meaning to ask you. 'what do the kisses at the end of your message mean? Do you love me? Do you hate me? Am I too emo?'"
wonder what kind of response id get (especially if it was a girl i actually like like that)
yeah, spent yesterday and today with her, but it;s a hard one (no pun intended).
for no real reason after spending all day with you, this means she likes you.
I asked out a lesbian once.
She said no.
actually, I'd be very scared if someone I didn't fancy said that to me. But I'd like it if someone I did, did. So you just need to figure out if she likes you... oh, hang on. Goddamn emo!
to never put kisses in texts to girls any more. Now boys, they can have as many kisses as they want.
my text message kissing policy after all this. I never realised the trauma it causes!
we should just remove the letter 'x' from the english language, who needs it anyway? i can't remember the last time i used it
something a bit like this ... but it was online.
and i didnt know she had a boyfriend - it was sooo much fun next time all our group of friends went out together and everyone knew about it.
such mixed messages to send out to boys sometimes they even confuse themselves
which makes us go emo and moody
it is the girls' fault, this has always been my argument
we can make boys confused. Usually they just confuse me...
very forthwright and up front about everything, it is the girls who never say what they actually mean ;)
girls should let us know wha they think once and awhile then we'd all be happier and less confused
guessing part of the fun though?
is drinking yourself to sleep most nights listening to The National on repeat and trying to remember the last time you ate, luckily this is my idea of fun
yep, i'm doing all i can to steal fullerov's crown
Once i didn't eat for a week cos i was so down about a girl.
i only made it to five days
for that ... not sleeping is more my thing
is good, as long as you ended up looking dishevelled and malnourished = job done
thats a plus 1 to my emo score card
I had some stuff that helped supress my appetite.
But The National meet my seal of approval.
i usually tell myself i'm on hunger strike and then see a mcdonalds advert or something.
it all comes crumbling down after that.
Well, no one likes it when boys go emo. Especially not when they get into "scene" emo, and start putting x's around all the words in a given segment of text.
"i am xfuckedupx because of your xmixedx XsignalsX xxxx"
Nobody likes a whingy emo kid.
Of course, when girls get into scene emo and put x's around lots of words, that's when the real fun starts...
I've got your face tattooed on my arm, now we'll match!
we can be bestest fwends!
Can we an exclusive friends only club. We could look down on everyone else
we all have to have tattoos of either my name or your face, and not be emo. Who's in?
but others can join if they get the special tattoos. Not everyone though, as we'll have no-one left to look down on...
I nominate James_Delve and Oceanstorm
*readies tattooing equipment, pins down chosen DiSers...*
You're my wife now!
3 inch high letters across his forehead*
*High Fives nice_squirrel*
Hah. This is like the time i was involved in that slavery gang. Lets go and exploit some more people.
*takes Fullerov by the hand, skips off into the sunset, laughing scarily*
if girls put kisses at the end of their text messages as long as they keep it consistent. If they put one on one text and none on the next then I might think i've done something wrong. If they put none on one text and two on the next, then i'll think things are looking up.
Obviously none of this matters if I don't fancy the girl.
So, in conclusion girls. Keep it consistent.
consistency is the key, no erratic texting please
that would be a step in the right direction
is worryingly serious and long.
I didn't realise I would create such a monster. But it's a nice monster, one that doesn't abuse the kisses at the end of text messages.
true, if a girl kissed you 6 times every time you met her, and then you found out she only 'liked you as a friend' then, yeah, that you be a complete head fuck.
think they are calling these "friends with benefits" these days...
surely the best thing ever.
why isn't there a symbol for when people do that gently bite your lips when kissing thing?
well what would it be? a pair of knashers aint all that sexy dear...
(apart from with people i dont know well)
so that people know that its the end of the text, and that it hasnt got mangled in the air.
may lady sometimes gets 3 if theres room.
Yeah my friend always puts one at the end, to everyone, even her ex-boyfriend.
He then thinks she wants him back and awkwardness ensues
does this thread involve me being handcluffed agt on=e point?
some people seem to remember things taht you don't...
I need sleep and a nice big
cup of tea
or coffee I need to get sober before work
Highly unemployable. I'm a yobbo with a Welsh accent
It's not really that Welsh. And I don't think my voice goes up at the end like everything I say is a question.
bloody talknig to myself I must stop immediatly.
I'm a yobbo too, albeit with a scandinavian accent.
for some reason, that makes me an "important potential asset", according to the career bloke at uni.
I think he's lying: I can't do work, I'm too absent minded.
Where are you from Andreas? I've been told I have a slight Swedish accent, although I've lived in Britain for quite a few years now. A Welsh Swede hmm.
on the Jeremey Kyle show are offending me
is quite right. I learnt all my english from Sky Tv, as we used to have that in the 80s.
the prospect of a welsh swede is a bit intimidating. Maybe Norwegians will start travelling to Wales to buy cheap booze, as opposed to going to Sweden.
trivia: Norway has been an independent country for 100 years this year.