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Just because you want to see if any journalists write an article called "The Devil has the best tunes"?
wouldn't that be, "The Devil have the best tunes?"
are you talking about a band project as well?
a place called Hell in Norway. It's really really cold. Ironically.
Im going to hell for my next holiday.
a bit rubbish, and quite... err... provincial. Train station, tourist board, some rocks and a village of inbreds.
Did you check them all out?
I got to the end of level 6, but got killed by the boss.
using the holy water? Or saying "the power of christ compels you" a zillion times?
call your band 'A Man About A Dog'
and then all your fans would say
"i'm going to see a man about a dog".
if you got big and in magazines and stuff, the same 4 puns will be used in every article.
The Devil is in the detail
The Devil in disguise
And it will just get very annoying, like when any article about a footy team just uses the same 3 puns of their nickname.
would be what the album was called, and then there would be a huge fold out Where's The Devil? game like where's wally on the insert. And you have to find me.
the guy from eagles of death metal is called jesse "the devil" (insert surname).
better idea: have a band called YOUR MOM.
then when pople ask you your band name, you just go YOUR MOM.
like when people ask what im listening to and i go
and they say, just wondering
and im like
It would be a good way to get into fights with rowdy locals.
dress up as a red devil, in a tight, shiny red suit, complete with horns, tail and trident... I'll be able to excuse your blatant arrogance to the Christian faith.
Except that it's based on a book of debatable origin from thousands of years ago, and seems to comfortably fit a huge area of uncertainty that existed at the time of writing that has since been filled by reason and science.
So, yeah, devil suit... no way. The devil looks like Al Pacino these days remember?
is my new DJ name - whaddufink?! yeah i know, im a DJ.
You should use Cliff Richard's Devil Woman. (Well perhaps you could remix it to just say man, or it could be used for your female backing singers - The Harpies)
I said that to my RE teacher the other day.
'How do we know the Bible wasn't written by some lunatic for a laugh?'
You just get greeted with a blank look and... "I'll answer questions at the end."
you didn't ask if he shits in the woods.
The End Of Time?
It could be the only time we started counting.
The christian calendar is a little arbitrary really.
Maybe there's an opening in the calendar market for atheist calendars.
know why I find that picture funny.
Is it because the speech bubble is covering Jesus's towering erection?
The site doesn't fuck up any more when someone does a long line of text. Clever Matt.
That's so out of step with The Fashion.
Which is quite obviously PWNT.
Im going to pass then off as my own! "LOL"
'and it also says stuff about not wearing different materials together in one type of clothing, which everyone does nowadays.' - apart from orthodox Jews. And I think the two materials may both be present in clothing but they must not be physically combined. So you could wear the different materials overlapping as in a tie and a shirt. Also the origin of this 'rule' is not truly known - only that this intertwining of materials may have been used in paganistic rituals and therefore was obviously evil. I didn't know that it involved rituals that 'oppresses women' however...
the journalists might say "The Devil has the worst tunes" which would be infinitely, um, worse. Because we all know God's music is a load of happy clappy bullshit shite. So if the Devil has crap music as well then we really are screwed.
A bit like my posts.
Why not call your project
"If I can suck my own c***"
then people could say
"I'm going to see If I can suck my own C*** tonight"
The *** is not censorship...its to provide options