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I found an ace flat, so I can escape burglary-gate!
will we still meet on the tube randomly?????????????????????? YOU MUST TELL ME.
will dan. He's following you.
there's nothing more depressing than living somewhere that you hate...
which are are you moving to crablin?
The advert on DiS worked and a lovely messageboarder (Terra) offered me a room.
I knew it was meant to be when I had wine thrust into my hand when I arrived.
I used to enjoy chatting to him about old school metal.
I will be round most wednesday nights to sift through your rubbish bins.
"Ooo what's this? A copy of woman's weekly covered in fish-heads....so THAT's his secret"
crabbers - youre safe from being burgled then- one bit of advice to is bring a litter picker so you can get through the streets wihout losing yourself under Chicken Cottage wrappers
that's surely a recipe for bird flu...
We could start a regular DiS litter picking club?
can carry the sack and wear a Parkie's peak Cap
Its Chicken Village that worries me more.......
a dude, and knows his metal, something I personally demand from all my flatmates..I take it this means I'll be seeing you pissed up,sitting outside massala zone more often..
Did you actually see me that night?
It's all about the forthcoming house with 'Wut?' tattoed everywhere.
DiS: Bringing hairy people together.
that's a bit too close for comfort. WE DON'T WANT YOUR TYPE ROUND HERE.
When you moved North of the river.
Conveniently around the same time I was burgled.
*posts something else on DiS*
*breaks out of prison*
*fingers own anus for sexual pleasure*
*ejaculates on a cat*
*wipes cat on baby*
*puts baby in microwave*
*eats microwave with baby inside, whilst still attached to the mains*
*suffers massive electric shock*
*enters cardiac and respiratory arrest*
I'm glad you aren't movong in with me, if that's typical behaviour!
...you're leaving OUR hood, after all we've been through.
Ah well, Vicky's moved to Highgate and Claire to Bounds Green, so my homies ist ill still.
See you in the White Swan Wetherspoons for pre-Artrocker getting-pissed-as-cheaply-and-quickly-as-possible action.
John, reply to my note you nipple.