Greetings all Londoners, if you're looking for someone to share your abode then please consider the UK's premier crab.
I am looking to pay a max of Â£120pw and bring a hive of records and tickets to gigs, as well as a selection of celebrity houseguests from time-to-time.
Alternatively, if you're looking to move to London or away from your current London pad - now's your chance! Pal up with Crabbers and win a prize - ME!
Seriously though, anyone in the market right now?