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Ive been trying for weeks to get a word out of these conundrums:
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martbowski
Back on at 15:30...finally some intellectual stimulation.
Ive been trying for weeks to get a word out of these conundrums:
wrightylew
martbowski
des lynham
i wish i was kidding
Des
Lynam
wouldn't
you be?
I'm glad it wasn't cunterry cuntwogan!
Is....
that his full name?
why
would you be watching countdown when pocoyo is on CITV?
good question
I <3 pocoyo big times, it's on at 6.00 in the morning on a saturday too y'know.
I didn't know that
I'll set my alarm...
It's finished now...
Des Lynham is pretty good actualy.
Carol Vorderman really got on my tits on ant and decs game show marathon, she kept screaming.
.
Has her ever widening arse blotted out Lynam's face yet?
Arse politics
Carlol's ever widening arse is just one of her many great qualities. I love women with ever widening arses. They're the best kind of arse.
oooh
controversial claim there bamos. expect the backlash any minute.
I saw vorderman
on the south bank (place, not show) last year. Her arse was far from wide - she was wellllll skinny. And ever-widening arses are great.
so you like...
must be in heaven with the Ch4 afternoon line up...judy finnigan being the cream to your cake of afternoon tea tv treats?
I must make it clear
here that the ever-widening arse must be attached to a face of worth. Finnegan loses any possible respect by looking like Jack The Ripper's overweight doberman.
But yeah. Vorderman. Allsopp. Britton. Beeny. Mmmmmmm.
Finnegan
sucks the fat out of Richard's stomach with a straw to satisfy his supreme vanity. Otherwise he does Ali G impressions all night long. I've met Finnigans sons. I KNOW this to be true.
High 5's
for three out of those four. 4th 5 held back for Britton.
Surely
she deserves it for that advert alone? She's a comedy legend. I'd love to be married to Britton.
Still, *high fives kovacs, three times*
the skinny advert?
yeah, it's alright that... it annoys the hell out of Missus K, she says she thought Britton was proud of her fuller figure and she seems to be saying that she wants to be skinny.
Still, Britton's a bit 'mum-esque'. (Like, your own mum, rather than someone else's mum...)
Me mam
See, I think that advert made her out to be proud of her figure. Either way, it's ace.
And she's nowt like my mam. Well, I hadn't thought of her like that. I always think she's like someone else's yummy mummy. Great marriage material! :)
Surely
she married that chef for one reason and one reason alone
haha!
'yummy mummy'. excellent, way better than MILF, which is too vulgar to use when talking about warm fuzzy people like Fearne/Fern/Ferne(?)
True on the marriage material, she always strikes me as being an amazing cook, despite her not being a cook at all and just being married to one. And tasting all the stuff on Ready Steady Cook, which may be linked to her ever-widening arse...
Well
I used to be a chef anyway, so I can handle that bit of it. She can just be there to cuddle and look after the kids and provide comedy asides throughout those long winter evenings.
Fearne(?) Britton?
She isn't attractive. There's cuddly, and there's fat
But great shout about Sarah Beeny. She's minted, and she could probably ruin you in bed
Allsop is a bit horse like for my tastes
And I daren't sleep with Vorderman, as my Nan has a strangely strong hatred for the woman. Her and Ulrika Johnson